Colding skov 

A guy named Colding Skov as last name, is usually always geared with a big charger.

God he has a big charger, he must be name Colding Skov.

Colding skov by Nulto4 May 11, 2021

house-colding 

Similar to a house-warming but, a party celebrating the move out of an old home.

Friend 1: "When do you move out?"
Friend 2: "Next week. My house-colding is tonight, you should come!"

house-colding by nekminett April 22, 2018

global colding 

The actual effect of global warming. I am really cold and my heating bill is out of control.

because of global warming, the global colding is causing me to freeze my ass off

global colding by albertgore January 3, 2010

house colding 

A party that you have when someone you dislike has finally decided to move out

We held a house colding party when my sister moved out, and did all of the things we couldn't do when she was here

house colding by Kvothe_1712 March 9, 2022

global colding 

like when the world be global warming yhu day it need to gobal colding

“they can help that its global warming”
“it need to be global colding”

global colding by ____thakid June 12, 2023

Joe Collings 

Guy who can’t keep his dick hard to have sex with a real girl. Because he is too busy wanking to porn and lying about it! He also is impotent as he cannot orgasm during sex.

J: Hey baby, wanna get it on?
K: nah, have you been pulling a joe Collings today? I don’t want to get chaffing from too much pounding hahahaa

Joe Collings by 9inchNails9 December 28, 2019

Joe Collings 

Joseph Silver Collings is a porn addict. He is also a compulsive pathological liar. He treats other people nicely only to gain something. He is passive aggressive, dismissive, condescending and hasn’t been taught any manners. He has a 3-a-day porn and masturbating addiction that he cannot shake and has had since he was 12. He is spiteful and manipulative. He will ruin your life if you go near him. Don’t do it. For your own sake.

Be nice. Don’t be a Joe Collings.

Be nice, don’t be a joe collings.

Joe Collings by C.P.L. December 28, 2019