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clitar solo

A clitar solo is performed by very overweight moley-featured lesbian musicians when naked and alone. It is usually accompanied by low groaning and a sploshing sound closely followed by a few loud rasping fanny farts and then snoring.
"Wow! Look at Nikki playing away at that clitar solo. Still it beats the verses which are all about cutting men's dicks off and throwing them in the river."
clitar solo by LiberaceHudson October 6, 2017
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clitar hero 

When a girl rubs her clit so fast she looks like she's playing guitar hero
Sally played clitar hero all night last night, her wrist must be sore.
clitar hero by O.D.B.O.D'd December 22, 2016

electric clitar 

Take six volt battery, two gator clips attached to either side of battery and attach to labia major. using small metal object, make contact with the clitoris and both gator clips, making a strumming motion. the electricity should flow through the small metal object, causing clitoral electrocution.
I wanted to start a band so i picked up my electric clitar and started playing.

PLAY THE CLITAR

female masturbation; the application and subsequent insertion of a girl's finger into her own gash or to tickle her clitoral button.
Went upstairs to drop a deuce, and there she was! My girlfriend, thighs wide open, playing the clitar as she sat on the toilet. Shortly thereafter, her and I scrogged like a couple of jackrabbits on steroids.
PLAY THE CLITAR by weave March 27, 2003

play country on the clitar 

When a girl does the nasty with her 5 fingered friend.
Girl 1 "So coming out this holiday?"
Girl 2 "No sorry I'm gonna play country on the clitar for the whole time."

playing the clitar 

When a female masturbates with one hand rubbing her clitoris, while holding the other hand out in a fist, resembling playing a guitar.
"I walked into her room and there she was, playing the clitar."

cinema clitera 

An academic term for the genre of film colloquially known as chick flicks. The genre has three main sub-categories:

1. Classic fairytale - often presented in the guise of romantic comedy. Various thin plot lines, but always culminating in the girl marrying the rich, handsome guy - the 'handsome prince' architype. e.g. Bridget Jones' Diary, Notting Hill, Pretty Woman, and many, many more. This is the most common form of cinema clitera.

2. Reconcilation - with a female friend, sister, mother or daughter, with whom there as been a long-standing feud or alienation. Often ends with one of the lead protagonists dying of a 'fashionable' disease, such as leukemia or a brain tumour, shortly after the reconcilation. e.g. Beaches, Terms of Endearment.

3. Girlies together against the world - various plots but all centre around shared emotional trials and tribulations, often a mix of light weight comedy and schmaltz e.g. Steel Magnolias, Sex in the City.
Interviewer: "Mr Grant, many of your films, perhaps with the exception of 'Maurice', are often dismissed by critics as cinema clitera. What is your response to this?"
Hugh Grant: "Erm, Erm, Erm ..."