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I got a bucket of chicken 

The perfect pick up line to use to get a date.
“Uh...hey good lookin’... I got a bucket of chicken.”

-Scout

The Chickens had come home to roost

The idea that your wrongdoings and misdeeds have caught up with you and you must be held accountable. In context this can be applied in the first or third person.
Like my pops Mad Max had said, “The Chickens had come home to roost…” whatever the fuck that means… (J. Belfort, The Wolf of Wall Street

Sick Chicken

To be picked on or bullied by others. To feel down or depressed or to be taunted by people.
The teacher said to the students..."There is a sick chicken amongst you , and all the other chickens are pecking at him".
Sick Chicken by Battyguy August 29, 2013

Sir Dicks Up In A Chicken-A-whole Bunch 

Twisted Rapper - "Sir Dicks Up In A Chicken A whole Bunch"- envied the Seattle based rapper "Sir Mix-A-Lot " so much that he tried to market himself using a clever twist (on the Sir Mix-A-Lot name) based solely on his favorite activity.....(stuffing his "Dick up in chicken a hole bunch...)
OH NO... That "Sir Dicks Up In A Chicken-A-whole Bunch" just got a job at the local Chicken & Waffle joint.....Dang!!...Guess I'll just have the waffles....

Chickenfish 

noun
proper noun usage: Uncle Chickenfish
abbreviations: CF

1 a : yellow and red ferret toy that is beloved by kittens and cats.

2 a : protector of all foster kittens and cats that are being groomed for success in John's foster kitten room and viewed globally through the kitten cam.

2 b : named by kitten cam viewer Ingeborg.

3 also associated with the term: chickenfishtarian (one that is schooled in the ways of the Chickenfish).

4 the aura of the Chickenfish has swelled to such great proportions that is has inspired the following prayer:

Hail Chickenfish, full of stuffing,
the kittens are with thee;
Blessed art thou amongst the intertubes,
and blessed is the protector of thy Critter Room, John.
Holy Chickenfish, Guardian of Floofybutts,
watch over us with your reattached eyes,
now and at the hour of adoption.
Meow.
"Chickenfish sees all"

"Yuri just attacked Chickenfish"

duck duck chicken 

Duck duck chicken is a game you play in localities with a significant, open transgender population (Singapore, Thailand, India, etc.) where you try to guess whether a female appearing prostitute is a duck (biologically male) or chicken (biologically female).
Will: Duck!

Dan: Chicken!

Eugene: You ladyboy?

Ladyboy: Yes. Teeheehee!

Everyone loses at duck duck chicken eventually.
duck duck chicken by Duck Master January 16, 2014