Careening

Spinning while moving forward

God damn it i got second place in mario cart because i went careening off the screen
that sucks bro

Careening by TopHatCatWUT October 22, 2020

Capecing 

To do Capecing, you must have a following of cult members who are brainwashed in to thinking everything you do is right, and must accuse other people of things then taunting them from it, but also at the same time act like you are supreme and doing no wrong, the main key to Capecing is to play a sport, act like you are the toughest dude around and instigate fights between other people.

"That dude Anthony over there is Capecing so hard!"

Capecing by Sir Battletoad May 31, 2015

Carpetbagger 

Carpetbaggers have a long history. The first Carpetbaggers came to the South from Yankee states after the Civil War to make a quick buck. Later Carpetbaggers moved to the South in the 1970s when the big 3 automakers in Detroit started to fail. Modern-day Carpetbaggers primarily move to 5 cities in Texas (El Paso, Houston, San Antonio, Austin, and Dallas) to escape the wretched economic prospects of their home states (usually California and Yankee states). They will take jobs from Texans and are generally ungrateful bastards, frequently calling Texans rednecks and complaining about how it sucks here as compared to their squathole in Mexifornia or New England. If Texas sucks so much, then why are you here?

The most famous modern-day Carpetbagger is Joseph Stack, the guy who rammed his plane into the IRS building in Austin.

Get out of Texas, carpetbagger!

Carpetbagger by nbakuchev June 6, 2010

Carpetbagger 

A bringer of freedom, civilization, and AMERICA to the south and other retarded places in order to help with their growth. Hated by traitors and hicks they raise the standard of living in the south and have throughout its history expanded the rights of all men in the south and brought FREEDOM there.

A carpetbagger is the best thing a man can aspire to be, bringing freedom and civilization not from a distance but going directly to the lacking states putting his life at risk from the cuckfederates, and planthold in order to elevate them to the level of the superior north.

Carpetbagger by TheS January 25, 2022

carteling 

the act of killing or harming someone due to cartel influence

the people went carteling after school

carteling by travis111111111 January 30, 2014

Caspering 

The art of ghosting someone in a friendly way. When you don't have the heart to full on ghost them, so you start cutting and reducing all interactions until they take the hint and give up.

Take forever to reply and only give short responses that can't lead to further conversation.

Similar to gas-lighting but without the intention of possible future interaction. Letting someone down gently.

Friend: how did it go with that girl

You: she's nice but I don't want to see her again so I'm caspering her til she takes the hint

Caspering by JasperTheFriendlyHost December 10, 2019

carpetbagger 

1. One who is somewhere they do not belong.
2. One who moved South after the Civil War to get rich. They take over all jobs, land, money, offices, and tell everyone how to live.
3. My neighbors. See "soccer mom" and "yuppie."

The carpet baggers say we can't say "black" anymore because it's PC.

carpetbagger by Brian November 27, 2003