Baconing 

The action of whipping someone's bottom or ear using the fingertips of a relaxed hand, to cause the recipient pain and mild humiliation. Baconing of the ear is particularly painful on a cold day. Etymology thought to originate from schools of the Isle of Wight in the mid-1990s.

"I just got a right bad baconing from John."

Baconing by Wight Trash December 29, 2012

beckoning 

cleansing, cleaning up

you should try beckoning yourself!

ok, maybe my shoes?

beckoning by realnessofu1937 February 1, 2023

Fake Baconing 

The act of driving to a parking lot, dialing 911 on a burner phone, and attempting to masturbate and finish before police arrive.

Todd was fake baconing, trying to bust a thrill nut last week and he caught a charge for indecent exposure. He's looking at a third strike situation since he had a firearm and blow in the car with him. I don't know what to tell his family, man. His daughter's third birthday is next week. That kid doesn't stand a chance.

Fake Baconing by Oh, hayyyy November 27, 2022

backonine 

Standard reply used by our noc techs to let us know that the server is now responding

Mike A. said "Your server is now backonine"

backonine by gixer March 2, 2004

Backburning 

the act of lighting a mans ass hair on fire.

Backburning with Tyler last night really hot , we'll definitely try 'hot-rodding' next time

Backburning by Handyklapped May 3, 2021

Backhoeing 

When Aaron *last name held for confidentiality* digs himself in a very deep hole that can not be signified by a shovel alone, but with a backhoe.

Example: "Aaron *last name held for confidentiality* is constantly backhoeing himself into even more trouble then he was in before."

"Aaron *last name held for confidentiality* is constantly backhoeing himself into even more trouble then he was in before."

Backhoeing by Aaron's Real-Fake Dictionary May 2, 2015

backtonight 

Known to have the fattest cocks in wellys except apostle #SCOTTIETOHOTTIE

her: Hey are you backtonight

Him: Fk yeah I am

Her: let’s go to the room baby

backtonight by BACKTONIGHT GENERAL November 22, 2021