Asshat 

A term that generally used to refer to an individual who has their head permently impaled in their ass making it impossible for the to be useful in any situation.

Ryan fucking Cannon is a real asshat.

Asshat by Chaos company July 16, 2014

asshaberdasher 

A true buttsnoipe who leads a number of surrounding individuals into total asshaberdashery.

{At a large house party}

Mike: See that asshaberdasher over there?
Linda: Yeah, he's goading the crowd into total and complete asshattery! What a fucking buttsnoipe!!!

asshaberdasher by Telephony November 27, 2011

Asshats 

People who are ignorant. Instead of sticking their heads in the sand they have instead opted to stick them up their ass.

1. Those guys at Urban Dictionary are such Asshats, they let in words like yardmouth and cockballoon but I've been waiting over a month for Joss is Boss.
2. Example 1 is me being an Asshat

Asshats by Christoper M Norton July 29, 2008

Asswater 

Bad or weak coffee.

"Oh god", said after first sip,"this shit tastes like asswater!"

Asswater by tutash June 6, 2003

Asshatery 

The state or condition of being an asshat. Having the collective qualitites or characters of an asshat.

"His antics were a perfect example of asshatery"

Asshatery by Jeff G. September 17, 2004

asshattedness 

Being an Asshat about something

see also asshat

My boss has the same characteristics of an asshat - he displays asshattedness.

asshattedness by crispey May 27, 2006

asshatrick 

Succeeding at being a douche three consecutive times in one conversation. This usually occurs while randomly striking up a conversation with a much more attractive species of the opposite sex.

John: Did you hear Mike talking to that smokin' chick at the bar?

Lukas: Yeah, he managed to get that asshatrick in right before getting shot down.

asshatrick by Puck You January 17, 2008