Akon

An untalented half-singer/rapper/clusterfuck that also happens to be a fake and a liar. He made up stories about being a hardened criminal when in fact he is just a former petty rule-breaker not worthy of one week's probation. In light of these new discoveries revealing Akon's huge story as nothing more than bullshit, one can only hope that he gracefully bows out of the "rap" game by becoming an hero.

-"Hey dawg, I used to run a huge auto theft ring, we stole Ferraris from rich crackers and made them cry."
-"Shut up Akon, you're full of shit."

Akon by loaghsj April 18, 2008

akon

A faggot ass wannabe rnb singer who's popularity is soaring thanks to lifeless tasteless douche bags who listen to this shit. this guys a fucking joke. he claims that he spent years behind bars for running an auto theft ring. the truth is this asshole served a couple short sentences for unpaid parking tickets and now is tryin to make hard shit out of it. also this bitch claims to not be proud of being a felon and that hes trying to forget that part of his life. yet the fucking moron introduces himself as "convict" in the beginning of each song. what a fucking tool and a waste of fucking oxygen.

14 year old fag: omgzorz have u heard the new akon song sexy bitch??
me: yeah, that fagget manages to screw up songs even from artists like David guetta. fucking prick.

akon by communismbeatsdemocracy November 17, 2009

Akon

A form Dry humping in which the victim is fumbled around abusively and then tossed over to the side. While the person who gives you the Akon runs

I just pulled an Akon on my sister girlfriend

Akon by The Poppo July 6, 2007

Akon

The epitome of suck in modern pop music. From his nasaly synsythesized singing too his questionable rapping skills and choice in woman(not many men can get away with molesting a 14 year old on stage)" it's a wonder that anyone can stand to listen to him without the aid of a valium or a shotgun.

Akon:CAANT SEEM TOA GET AWAUU FROM MISEREEE!
Me:Shutup punk, your not even a real convict.

Akon by PhishPhan420 December 27, 2008

Akon

1. (adjective) A really dark skinned man who sucks at RnB singing, reffering to the RnB/Pop singer who uses autotune. Im not saying black people cant sing, there are some very talented black singers, and Im not racist because im friends with lots of black people.

Really dark skinned man: *starts singing*

Other guy: Man he cant sing

Other guy 2: I know and hes about as black as black can get.

Other guy: He is such an Akon.

Akon by I dont know!!!!!1!!one!1one! August 14, 2009

Akon

A sexist hypocrytical ass whose fanbase consists of wannabe white teenage girls who have IQs of about 75 and the tastes in music of people with less than a third of that IQ; they also are so stupid they are sexist towards their own gender. His Senegalese background is most likely a hoax concocted to gain him naive fans in Africa.

Akon=Worst artist in music today

Akon by Supergeek October 5, 2007

Akon

A Rapper who thinks he is the baddest guy in the rap industry just beacuse he thinks he is a convict. All he talks about is his convict this, convict that. Really he is a fake guy who has never actually been to jail.

Guy 1: Yo, have you heard Akon's latest album, Konviction?
Guy 2: Konviction? Ha! Great name since he never went to jail he's a fake breh with his fake music!

Akon by Spikey09 November 5, 2006