Windows 

A lot harder to open than its glass counterpart.
Windows, which was copied, edited, then sold for billions by Bill Gates(see antichrist ), is just as good as Linux or Mac OS X, without the whole "Working" and "running" thing. To sum it up: The worst mistake of your life would be to buy it.

Person 1: " OMG, I accidently just blew up my office, killing thousands!"
Person 2: " You think you made a mistake? I BOUGHT WINDOWS!"

Windows by Manux June 12, 2004

windows 

An operating system marketed by Microsoft. Many people hate it, but still use it. Here's some proof. WinXP-75% Win2000-6.5% WinVista-3.1% Linux-3.3% Mac-3.8% Other-about 3%

I am using a PSP to write this, and not windows. :)

windows by omgsandwich June 30, 2007

windows 

1. An opening or a panel built into a wall, roof, or floor inside structure to permit the pass through of light or air.

2. implies Microsoft Windows. A computer operating system developed by Microsoft. First released in 1985, running on top of MS-DOS, in order to implement a graphical user interface (GUI) computing.

"dude, I am suffocating!!"
"well, open the fucking windows!!"

"hey man, there are these faggots arguing about Windows vs. Linux again..."
"who gives a shit, I use whatever the hell I like."

windows by CocoRice July 6, 2003

Windows 

An operating system programmed by monkeys in a room with typewriters.

Your windows works as well as shit!

Windows by supapuerco October 19, 2003

windows 

Plates of glass. When used in a house, it can be opened for fresh air or in case of an emergancy.

-"Please open the window Johnny, I'm sweating like a pig."

windows by Daniel November 18, 2003

windows 

An Operating System developed by the much hated Microsoft Corporation. Became popular via amoral business practise on the part of Microsoft. Windows is world renowned for being insecure and bug ridden. Some describe it as "the only computer virus that you pay to use".

Excuse me while I run Windows Update and download yet another 80mb bugfix....er....sorry, "upgrade".

windows by LoneWolf June 18, 2003

Windows 

Air condtioning is like computers, as soon as you open windows it stops working.

"ERROR
Windows has preformed the 326 illegal operation today and will have to restar for the 327th time for no apprent reason"

Windows by Anonymous October 31, 2003