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cob webs 

not getting laid; not using your "male parts"; opposite of N.N.U; settling for not good looking girls to "get some"
1: heyy connor you haven't gotten laid yet? you need to get rid of those cob webs
2: i'm starting to get cob webs dude
4: dude your the man you stay keepin the cob webs off
5: N.N.U never have cob webs
6: i'm starting to get cob webbed dude... Dain i need you and Corbett to help me get girls
7: connor you the only one with cob webs you cant sit here
8: dude just hit up black tooth, shes guaranteed to clean those cob webs off, i mean like 7 of us got it in
cob webs by N.N.U March 29, 2010
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cock webs 

"I haven't got laid in so long, I've grown cock webs".
cock webs by Carolick May 19, 2011
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a vagina that hasn't seen a penis in a while.
Girl one: I need a man
Girl two: Why?
Girl one: I'm pretty sure I have vaj webs
vaj webs by Lynn Ionis January 23, 2014

Cum webs 

The end result of jerking one’s self off or a partner off into your bare hand. The ejaculate gets between each finger forming a web.
Hey Bill really gave Brandon a wicked old fashioned last night. He had major cum webs, I could have sworn he was a gay Spider-Man
Cum webs by GrimyBitch January 4, 2022

Shooting Webs

Ukasyah means Spider in arabic
So everytime Ukasyah jacks off, he is basically Shooting Webs
Hamzah: Wtfuck you doing

Ukasyah: Shooting Webs
Hamzah: *Opens Mouth* AAAAA
Shooting Webs by kikimak July 1, 2023
chinky twat, nob bends to the right, cheats with fat bitches, looks like my left bollock
j.webs by user8362818573885 March 21, 2024

Laxo finter Webs 

Laxofinterwebs.
The lack of internet connection. Or lagging.
"I lagg for laxo Dx"
"wtf is that?"
"Laxo Finter Webs! :O"
"Oh."