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Wagneresque 

To be of extremely dubious origin; Most likely containing a large amount of BS; To be "Full of Sh*t"; To contain a large number of untruths or carefully worded inaccuracies designed to make someone or something appear much better or more effective than in reality. To be based largely out of fantasy.

History: After the well known martial artist Jim Wagner of Black Belt magazine fame who has been regularly outed for being a Walter Mitty type character by his peers
"That gun disarm is very Wagneresque."

"Your excuse for being late home last night seems very Wagneresque to me."

"That pretender is acting very Wagneresque, in fact he's a known Walter Mitty!"
Wagneresque by Wagnered September 27, 2011
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wangered 

Being drunk to the point of surpassing any other term of being innebriated.
I was gonna sleep with Barry tonight but he was too wangered, he couldn't even get it up
wangered by Crispin Whattley September 7, 2005

wannered 

he was wannered after that drinking session and pot smoking session.
wannered by Gary Robinson February 17, 2004

Wangered 

Woah, Fraser is really wangered.
Wangered by Hary Gofman June 5, 2022
To be completely under the thumb by your Mrs. Being completely consumed in the relationship and loosing all sense of identity.
He’s been so warnered

(Or)

Thank god I haven’t been warnered by my Mrs

(Or)

We invited Hugh again, he said no! He’s so warnered!
Warnered by wrightyboy38 August 24, 2023
Getting ass raped by a Hos head short haired woman.
Hey bro did you get promoted? No I got warnered..
Warnered by Sheniqa Brown December 8, 2023
The act of ass raping a subordinate to extend your career.
Hey man didnt you get promoted? , no i got warnered bro
Warnered by Sheniqa Brown December 15, 2023