Vegemite 

Vegemite is a thick black paste owned by a cheese company known as Kraft
many Australians enjoy Vegemite, Americans have been reported to spread it as thick as peanut butter not knowing its real power.

"Jimmy, would you like vegemite on your sandwich"
"No"

Vegemite by 002 March 27, 2003

Vegemite 

Thick brown brewer's yeast paste from the Land Down Under. The slightest dollop on the end of a toothpick touched to a slug's back will incapacitate it in a matter of seconds, and render it a salty and torturous pool of black ooze in just under a minute effectively creating another couple ounces of Vegemite to dab on one's toast.

Pass the Vegemite, mate, I ran out of nails to hammer through my tongue.

Vegemite by Craig Duckett September 14, 2005

Vegemite 

A dark, sticky food paste that has become a staple of the Australian diet. Made from brewer's yeast, it is a rich source of B vitamins. Brewer's yeast is a by-product of the beer brewing process. Consequently, an ample supply exists in Australia. Vegemite's flavour is extremely salty and remarkably strong. It is one of the few things the alcohol-numbed tongues of inebriated Aussies can actually taste, hence its popularity in its home market. However, that popularity has not transitioned to other countries. In many English speaking cultures, it's known as "Satan's Stool" or "Poo in a Jar".

Wizard of Oz: "Oi, mate! Care for some Vegemite?"

Sober Guy: "No thanks. I'd have to suck a koala's ass to get the taste out of my mouth."

Vegemite by Fosters Forall November 3, 2009

Vegemite 

A disgusting, salty black paste that Australians worship. Harvested from Kangaroo excretion, the excretion is then cooked on the Bunnings grill and heated into Vegemite. - Used as a method of execution in the late 1700s.

God: *creates vegemite*
Humans: sad moaning noises

Vegemite by MarcoThePineapple June 20, 2020

vegemite 

An Australian paste commonly spread on bread or crackers.
It is browny-black in colour and made from yeast.
It has a salty and tangy taste that is almost inpossible to describe accurately.

"Hey Mum, Can i have a vegemite sandwitch for lunch today?"
"Sure Hun"

vegemite by Megzie the Aussie : ) July 6, 2006

Vegemite 

A cancerous deathpaste that tastes of sadness, batteries and asses.

How can you love Vegemite? It tastes like sadness. It tastes like batteries. It tastes like asses. I cannot hold a man so close who spreads this cancer on his toast.

-Amanda Palmer

Vegemite by chrispey March 9, 2011

vegemite 

vegetable extract spread. yum....

HOW TO USE VEGEMITE
spread THINLY on toast or bread, with or without butter.
if spread too thickly, vegemite is inedible, even for aussies.

vegemite by Bel April 30, 2005