Fourth Wave Feminist

A special type of feminist portrayed in modern media. They usually appear as pink/purple haired females that would accuse a man of rape for performing CPR. What’s more, unlike the brave 1st, 2nd and 3rd wave feminists ( Mary Wollstonecraft, Soujourner Truth etc.) A Fourth Wave Feminst believes that because my great great grandpa forced my great great grandma to make him sandwiches, women should be given privileges over disgusting hard working men.
Person 1: OMG SHES NOT MOVING, SOMEONE PERFORM CPR QUICK

Person 2: But look! She’s a fourth wave feminist!

*both leave*
by MarcoThePineapple August 05, 2020
Get the Fourth Wave Feminist mug.

Vegemite

A disgusting, salty black paste that Australians worship. Harvested from Kangaroo excretion, the excretion is then cooked on the Bunnings grill and heated into Vegemite. - Used as a method of execution in the late 1700s.
God: *creates vegemite*
Humans: sad moaning noises
by MarcoThePineapple June 21, 2020
Get the Vegemite mug.