Lonely Threesome 

The act of masturbating with both hands. Typically alternating between them, but many variations and techniques can be utilized depending on how slutty your hands are...

Discovered after after using the Stranger so much that it lost it's luster I wondered if my old standby would be into the idea of all of us partying together. Shockingly, they were into it!! and I realized the ultimate self satisfaction is a very low point of my life:(

Did you go out last night?

Nope, stayed home and had a "Lonely Threesome"

Lonely Threesome by Myfartssmelllikepoop February 28, 2011

Skowhegan Threesome 

A threesome involving a young male and two cats. Named for where it originated in Skowhegan Maine.

Kody may not have ever slept with a girl, but he has had a Skowhegan Threesome in the back of his Buick!

Skowhegan Threesome by Riley T April 7, 2021

Devil's Threesome 

A threesome including one woman and two men.

"Jane really got a good workout when Dick and Tom gave her Devil's Threesome"

Devil's Threesome by Eric, Sean, and Ben September 1, 2007

Simon Threesome 

When two close males interact in a bonding experience in which they watch the same pornographic material and pleasure themselves at the same time. They do not have to be in the same room, but studies show the bond to be stronger when in the same location.

Me: "Hey buddy, do you wanna do a back-to-back Simon Threesome with me tonight?"

Griffin: "Would I ever!"

Me: "Sweet man! Don't forget a laptop, lotion, and tissues!"

Simon Threesome by csemenmonster November 27, 2013

National Midget Threesome Day 

Couples straight and gay are encouraged to add a midget to their sexcapade . Midgets can be rented For short term events to perform various acts.. acts is a vague term .. midgets must also be fed, and treated with the utmost respect at all times. The vertically challenged adults act of 2016 stated that all vertically challenged adults be treated with respect while performing various sex acts and not spanked on their head during ejaculation ... and additionally will be payed a fair wage , as any regular vertical person would be payed ...

The National Midget Threesome Day is approaching honey , did you rent the midgets yet?

National Midget Threesome Day by Dr. Bob Lawbla September 26, 2018

Casual Threesome 

A casual threesome is when two people have sex on top of or in such a way that one of the people having sex touch a third person sleeping or passed out.

Wow, I had my first casual threesome last night. I woke up with three feet in my face and a view that only german amatour porn could beat.

Casual Threesome by ze_ynz July 18, 2010

The Devils Threesome

Starting from bottom, guy sitting on a couch, guy number 2 on top of guy 1 sitting reverse cowboy, with girl 1 on top of guy number 2 sitting reverse cowgirl

"The Devils Threesome" When your girl texts from girls night out and asks, can I bring Jo home. Hell yea baby, ill see you soon. Never once thinking it would be crazy Jo the bartender with a horse cocktail that she's scared will hurt. I haven't sat right since

The Devils Threesome by Daledoe12in December 30, 2022