tardationism 

to describe the act of being retarded (in a non-slur way).

"so this kid, Brandon, did some actual tardationism"

tardationism by Scriggster April 10, 2023

tardalicious 

when a retarded person is turning you on something rotten and you dont know why because they are ugly.

that person in specail ed is tardalicious huh?

Dude you are sick, man!

tardalicious by Christank February 18, 2004

tardstick 

n. A stupid person by which all other stupid people are measured

They belived that he was so stupid, they used him as a tardstick to measure autistic children.

tardstick by Pinko Jones June 21, 2006

Generation Tardation 

The term for the current wave of 20 somethings. Identified by the following traits: extremely oversensative, inability to think out of the box or even care that they lack the intellect, overly confident that they have a vast wealth of knowledge even thow this wisdon is only wikipedian, lastly they truely believe that an education is optional.

My assistant is showing her generation tardation by transfering my anger at a client to herself.

Generation Tardation by NoelTH July 5, 2009

tardation 

"Jason Folley Sydrome" Believing something with %100 absolute conviction all the while being proved wrong to your face over, and over....

"Ernie Simms is the middle linebacker for the Lions"---Folley

**Looked up on NFL.com shows ES on the roster as an outside linebacker...

"No, he's middle linebacker. I saw it. I have season tickets"---Folley

"Effin tardation"---Voice of Reason

tardation by benevolentmalefactor July 16, 2009

cell-u-lar-tardation 

a. The state of owning a cell phone and having absolutely no idea how to use it.

b. An acquired state of mental retardation due to radio wave damage of the brain as a result of insessant use of a cellular phone.

Fred's 18 year old daughter, Lisa, has an advanced stage of cell-u-lar-tardation that is irreversible. It's a real shame that he didn't understand the consequences back at age 2, when she got her first cell phone.

cell-u-lar-tardation by poppilopo June 12, 2009

tardatious 

Meaning you are slightly retarded, foolish, or stupid.

Speeding past the cop was a tardatious move on her part.

tardatious by liv.cheyanne May 27, 2024