Swaddle 

| 'swädl | To waddle with swagger, most commonly seen in arrogant water fowl.

The duck swaddled over to the pigeon and let him know who was in charge.

Swaddle by documentone April 24, 2016

Swaddle 

How a confident duck walks.

Scrooge McDuck swaddled into the bank

Swaddle by Laytrium December 25, 2018

Duck Swaddle

Very sarcastic teenage girl, usually but not always a relative that one can talk to about anything, is always there for you when you need her the most. Awesome sense of humor, also has an unhealthy obsession with twilight book series.

Girl 1:Good thing (other friend) was there for me.

Girl 2:That Duck Swaddle is a good friend!

You're lucky you have a Duck Swaddle in your life.

This here's Duck swaddle!

<3 Duck Swaddle

Omg fuckin Duck Swaddle is reading twilight again like go outside u HO!

"Duck Swaddle": when i be on my knees in the middle of class

Duck Swaddle by ELtodaRey bitch May 14, 2009

cock swaddle

The act of wrapping up your pud during masturbation with any sort of cloth or fabric (preferably soft and disposable) so that the inevitable sticky, messy load is confined and easily disposed of.

I know that Donnie employed the cock swaddle in my bathroom because he came out smiling, the bathroom didn't stink like ass, and one of my hand towels was missing. What a fucker.

cock swaddle by Cosmosis September 22, 2009

Cum Swaddle 

When you fuck a pregnant chick and cum on the baby. When the baby gets delivered, it is wrapped in a swaddle of cum.

"Dude, I fucked a pregnant chick and gave her baby a cum swaddle," said Lil' Wayne

Cum Swaddle by Bobby Harrison December 19, 2010

tard swaddle 

The manner in which a mentally retarded person walks, blending the acts of shuffling and waddling.

Look at Doug go! He's got such a tard swaddle.

tard swaddle by yannimyfanny March 11, 2008

body swaddle

Wrapping someone fully grown as if they were a baby, but doing it with one's body instead of a blanket OR in addition to a blanket.

She was feeling really antsy so he body swaddled her and she calmed down immediately.

body swaddle by Carm050449 April 25, 2015