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Stroke FC is a non league football team based in North-west England Carlisle.
They are a football club aiming for success and hope one day they can progress into the football league.
They hold a historic win over nearby rivals Carlisle UTD when Stroke FC beat them 5 - 2 in a friendly game.
Their fans claim to be called "The Strokers".
Stroke FC is a growing football team filled with talent
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Penalty stroke 

a penalty stroke is what happens when you're horny, but you were a dick to your wife, so instead of a wild night of sex you end up having to rub one out in the bathroom instead.
I forgot my wife's birthday so instead of having sex I ended up taking a penalty stroke.
Penalty stroke by arnie123 April 4, 2015

Stroke n Suck 

When a guy stroke's a girls hair and suck's her breasts at the same time.
Chad was on the couch with Kiersten in the middle of A Stroke n Suck when his wife walked on them!
Stroke n Suck by SlopNChop October 19, 2016

Stroke n Poke

When a guy is stroking a girls hair and then he pokes his penis in her vagina!
Chad gave Keirsten A Stroke n Poke that made her scream & her body tingle all over!
Stroke n Poke by SlopNChop October 18, 2016

StrokEmon 

Pronounced "Stroke-eee-mon"...A word used to describe people that masturbate to nude photos of Pikachu and his degenerate gang of buddies....
Yo! I just caught Pikachu jacking off to nude pictures of..........Himself!!......(eeeewe...)...Thus, dubbing him "king StrokEmon"
StrokEmon by Pete Negwaski! October 20, 2011

stroke break 

similar to a smoke break, but instead of smoking, the person jerks off
Wow!! this project is really stressing me out. I'm gonna go take a stroke break. Be back in a few
stroke break by workaholic694u November 2, 2011