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Stressfully chilling 

A verb used by students to describe the phenomenon of chilling (i.e watching shows, texting, sleeping etc) when there is work to be submitted really soon. Used so you don't have to tell your peers what EXACTLY you were doing and embarrass yourself.
Gabriella: Troy, why have you not submitted your term paper? You were totally free yesterday!
Troy: Hey, I was too busy stressfully chilling

Stressturbate 

Masturbation or masturbatory habits not related to overall horniness, but rather caused by, or in response to a stressful situation or stimulus.

Stressturbating when used in the present tense, Stressturbated when used in the future tense
With finals week fast approaching, and no chicks in sight, Phil decided to Stressturbate before studying for his math exam.

After a long day at work, Nancy planned to Stressturbate when she got home.
Stressturbate by MK1996 August 14, 2016

Stresshole

Emotional or stressful state of being that leads to anal anxiety or leakage.
My stresshole is acting up because my boyfriend hasn't talked to me.
Stresshole by Cakes87 May 22, 2017

StressOflex 

stress medicine StressOflex
StressOflex by StressOflex January 16, 2019

stressure 

Someone who is simultaneously under extreme stress and pressure at the same time
So your house is being repossessed tomorrow and you need to have thesis finished as well, man you must be under a lot of stressure
stressure by leimrod July 27, 2006

Stresscalation 

Stresscalation: a cruel cycle where some fool stresses you out, and then you in turn vomit stress on some unwitting fool, who then explodes like a dirty bomb on the next unsuspecting fool, creating a long chain of stressed-out fools.
Fool #8: "I'd sure like to find the fool who started this stresscalation."

Fool # 7: "Shut the hell up, fool, YOU started it!"
Stresscalation by beyondnothing April 28, 2011