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Smuggling tic tacs 

"Smuggling tic tacs" is a euphemism used to describe a lady's visibly erect nipples. It may be cold, she may be horny, or she may genuinely be smuggling tic tacs.

Sometimes you may be in luck, and she may be smuggling a whole handful of tic tacs. This probably means that she has pierced nipples.

Every now and then you may be out of luck, and find that a gentleman is also smuggling tic tacs. Best not to mention it to him though.
Hey babes, whatcha got there? You smuggling tic tacs?

or

Hot damn, I could really go for a tic tac right now. I notice that you're smuggling a couple. Mind if I have a taste?
Smuggling tic tacs by Rymix September 2, 2006

smuggling a jellyfish 

A woman with an extremely dangly clitoris.
Damn dude her clits that messy it looks like she's smuggling a jellyfish
smuggling a jellyfish by misshandy February 10, 2015

smuggling raisins

1. Term for a womans large, hard protruding nipples.
Man Jennifer is sure smuggling raisins today, must be cold in here.

squirtling 

The sexual act of shoving a garden hose up your partner's anus until the water comes out of their mouth. The spiritual successor to charizarding.
Did you hear about Stacy and Brandon? I heard they were squirtling last night
squirtling by pastramillion November 15, 2018

squinglidging 

The act of cleaning one's anus with another's tongue. Often being so thorough and gentle with their tongue cleaning one's hemorroids as well as every anal pube. This is often done by a lover or a really close friend.
Me and my buddy Jeff are so close that when i told him about my dirty hemorroids he started squinglidging my ass out of nowhere. What a good friend.
squinglidging by El Duderino111 February 2, 2013

Smuggling Plums 

Pants, gym shorts or spandex shorts that are so tight you can see the dimples on a dude's balls, i.e. plums.
"Fred almost dry-heaved when he saw Ted smuggling plums at the gym on Saturday."

Or, if the guy has a little Jimmy Dean and teenie peanuts -

"Ed almost fell off the stairmaster when he saw Jeremy walk in wearing tight spandex gym shorts. He was smuggling grapes."