Double Spoking

Using both hands to pleasure two ladies at once using the Spok sign, two in the pink two in the stink.

Oh my god Chaz was thinking about double spoking his mother and grandmother!

Double Spoking by Unknown3000 March 23, 2012

goose spanking 

An orifice (typically a vagina) is pummelled repeatedly-almost punched-by a lunging partner’s hand (held in the shape of a beak) from up to 2 feet away.

He got up from the bed and lunged toward his woman while her legs were spread before him, and with his fingertips held together in a beak-like shape, he started Goose Spanking her hole.

goose spanking by Platinum Punanny July 26, 2016

stonking

British colloquial: Impressive, wonderful

According to Metro the Pet Shop Boy's musical "Closer to Heaven" was "Stonking! 4 stars!"

stonking by Kaworu April 12, 2005

Briggsy spanking 

A variety of spanking indulged in by arty types. The spankee coats his arse with oil paints of many colours and bends over a sculpture of Shakespeare. The spanker then larrups the spankees paint-smeared buttocks with a palette or rolled-up canvas. The gleeful yelpings of the spankees are often recorded and sold in art shops as "Sounds to inspire you".

That fellow with the easel has quite a limp. Aubrey.

Yes. I think you'll find he's been the spankee in some Briggsy spanking.

Briggsy spanking by Colin Cummerbund September 21, 2006

Spanking 

When ones bottom is bared and they are flipped over a knee or an object to be punished by hand or with an instrument which will leave them red and sore. After which they will remain bare for a corner time or the rest of the day.

“Julie pull your pants down and get over here for your spanking”

“Mom please no i’m sorry”

Spanking by Tyraaxeliaz August 16, 2019

Eastern Monkey Spanking 

The act of slipping your hand inside of her Asscrack and wobbling it all around until she takes a massive shit on your hand.

Jenna: Daddy Eastern Monkey Spank me!
Tom: Hold on Sommer Ray posted a booty pic!
Jenna: Fine all come to you

Tom: Eastern Monkey spank me first!
Jenna: You FAGWAG!
That is eastern Monkey spanking

Eastern Monkey Spanking by Meditation Papi March 14, 2019

sponting 

A tribal dance involving twerking and pterodactyl screams.

Often a mating ritual seen in clubs

Ew gross man, what are you doing?!
Chill bro, I'm sponting for that chick over there.

sponting by Steve Irwin the third June 5, 2014