Shmegger 

A skinny man with a hunch back, very long and sharp chin, big and angular nose, usually dark hair and long pointy fingers reaching out at you. Usually yelling something to the degree of “COME HERE YA FUCKING” with a extremely raspy yet high pitched voice. Something similar to the voice you would hear when playing Cod Zombies and you get a instakill.

So I was walking down the streets of Paris last night and out of the ether came a conniving shmegger and he chased me while yelling “COME HERE YA FUCKING”

Shmegger by Absurdwords July 19, 2022

smegged 

The action feeling your sweaty scrotom and then slapping a friend in the face.

Argh m8, you stuck your tongue out when you got smegged!

smegged by t0m3x May 20, 2004

Shmugged

When you have been mugged then proced to get shit thrown at you

'when i got shmugged the other day i got so much shit in my mouth'

Shmugged by TheBigNick February 9, 2022

shmenged 

When you eat fat cock

Jake lieks to be shmenged

shmenged by Shmeng May 31, 2016

Shmegger 

Shmegger is a combination of the words; Shekel mugger jewish nigger.
a black person who will try to manipulate you with jewish magic so he could rob you of your shekels (money).

Shmeggers: Oh LOAAARD, Oh Jesus THEEE LOARD NEEDS YOUS TO BUY OUR CDS OH LOAARD
Me: Shut up you stupid shmeggers!

Shmegger by Bran Star January 9, 2018

shmigged 

When someone gets hammered. Or messed up.

Wow! Luke is shmigged up!

shmigged by Joemano March 11, 2016

shmagged 

When you are inadvertently smeared with an unwanted substance on any part of your body

Shit I just shmagged myself with the grease gun.

Don't let that greasy baby shmagg you with her dirty hands.

That stripper sure is a shmaggly one. Wouldn't want to get shmagged by her.

shmagged by Lazrd June 3, 2021