Shit Slonked Silly Style 

When you ask a girl to give you some normal gawk gawk, but she fuck yo shit up all the way silly style. Getting your shit slonked silly style is considered a privilege.

Man 1: Man i went over to Vanessa's last night, she Slonked my shit Silly Style!
Man 2: Did you really get your Shit Slonked Silly Style?
Man 1: Oh yeah. It was glorious.

She slonked my shit silly style.
I got my shit slonked silly style.

Shit Slonked Silly Style by The silly Slonker June 1, 2023

Shlanked 

To fill one’s ear with cum

Things got crazy last night and I got shlanked

Shlanked by ShlankDaddy20 February 7, 2020

Shlonker 

A very long cock
Aka Mandingos twin

I can't wait to get home and give her this shlonker.

Shlonker by King definition April 21, 2015

Shlonged 

A term widely used in politics to refer to “beaten badly”, known very well by the media.

Person A: “Did you hear about how Hilary got shlonged by Obama?”
Person B: “Yeah, I saw Trump’s tweet about it!”

Shlonged by FireKetchup248 January 15, 2021

Shlonged 

When an asian male puts his penis in another mans butthole. When you get a shlong in the buns.

Did you hear what happened to Matt in prison, He totally got shlonged

Shlonged by GorillaFighting March 2, 2014

shlonkered

When you are completely stoned or drunk to a point you believe you are in a dream state.

"Dude are you ok?"
"Yeah, don't worry I'm about to wake up."
"You're completely shlonkered man. Hahaha!"

shlonkered by Trollmonkey September 17, 2014

Shlocked 

Royally Confused.

I Shlocked to learn wasabi isn't toothpaste.

Shlocked by whoopdiscoop January 30, 2022