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quasihomosexual

people who legit fetishize gay men. they are attracted to gay men.
weirdo: oh wow, those men over there look so hot as a couple. i might be quasihomosexual
quasihomosexual by shumai February 15, 2021

Quasisolo 

The act of using your inner elbow to masturbate. Whilst doing so you will resemble Quasimodo.
I spent all weekend quasisoloing and ruined three shirts.
Quasisolo by Malevolent Q February 10, 2014

Quasihomosexual

Basically a fujoshi who fetishizes mlm relationships and calls it a sexuality. They also think that they should be in the LGBT community.
Fujoshi: omg! I'm quasihomosexual! I love my gay sin babies and I'm soo attracted to them!

An mlm: As an gay mlm, I do not accept you. We are not your fucking objects, we are real people, you idiot. Now stop fetishizing us and call it a sexuality, weirdo.

The Quasimodo 

When being done doggie style and the male is about to come. You reach between your legs and flick him in the balls while shouting, "Sanctuary."
Heather gave Jon The Quasimodo last night and he enjoyed it.
The Quasimodo by Dreadvader October 9, 2014

Quasimodo 

Quasimodo Qua si mo do : is the protagonist of 1831 novel The Hunchback of Notre Dame. Quasimodo was born with severe deformities, like his infamous hump, Quasimodo was abandoned on the doorstep of Notre Dame on a Quasimodo Sunday (hence the name). He is often thought of as the epitome of "ugly", i.e. he is the antonym of Paul Gregson. He is also the subject of many shit jokes. Like this one.
Synonyms of Quasimodo: James Greenhalgh, Paul Green, Justin Baker, and generally anyone who isn't Paul Gregson
Quasimodo by Oxford Oxfordson November 6, 2008

Quasimodo 

an insult directed at a person with a hunched back. derived from the movie Hunchback of Notre Dame.
Yo Quasimodo, your shoulders sag more than an old lady's arms!
Quasimodo by KRHimself August 6, 2005