Phwank-sha-pwank 

Someone who can turn any situation or statement (no matter how squeaky-clean) into something "dirty" or sexual. Beyond dirty-minded.

Katie: I was SO tired this morning!
John: (in deep voice) Your mom was tired this morning...
Katie: God John! Your such a phwank-sha-pwank!

Phwank-sha-pwank by kat26 June 1, 2009

Rudy Pankow 

The sexiest blonde with the best obliques and six pack I have ever seen. He is currently known for his role as JJ in the Netflix Original “Outer Banks”. Rudy also plays the harmonica and has dyslexia.

Rudy Pankow is one fine ass man...

Rudy Pankow by dannyDevito’sSocialistcousin May 4, 2020

pankhudi 

Pankhudi is the best name and not only the name even the person name Pankhudi is the best and beautiful. She loves everyone who loves her. She will be nice to you if you are nice to her. She might seem like a good person but she can totally turn into a bitch if you are bitchy to her. She is really cute and pretty.

God man I wish I was Pankhudi she is so pretty

pankhudi by someone you know (WHCI) November 28, 2018

Pankaj 

Pankaj is an introvert person tries to hide his feelings by showing coolness.. Portrays as if he cares about nothing but he actually does.... A fun loving person loved by all... Positive in nature
.... Hiding lot if emotions inside but showing none..

Person :pankaj u okay?
Pankaj :oh yes (with a big fake smile)

Pankaj by Grookie January 13, 2021

thick as two short planks 

an expression defining how stupid someone is; chiefly British.
i.e.: the thickness of two planks of wood stacked one atop the other.
sometimes shortened to "two short planks"

"Whoah, you're thick as two short planks!"

thick as two short planks by dv8trix October 21, 2008

wank plank 

A piece of wood that you put up against your door handle to stop anyone coming in your room.

hey whats he doing with that plank of wood
i think he's gona use it to stop anybody going into his room whiles he's doing stuff, he calls it his wank plank

wank plank by dec457 April 24, 2011

Rudy Pankow 

Rudy Pankow was recently in outer banks on Netflix and stole everyone’s heart. He may possibly be the most attractive man to walk this planet

Rudy Pankow is one sexy motherfucker

Rudy Pankow by Pogues for life June 3, 2020