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putrifier 

noun:

1. Something or someone which is often responsible for making other things putrid. Often the putrifier is putrid itself.

2. Something disgusting, rotting, nasty, or otherwise offensive to the senses.

3. Something so unexpectedly grotesque (often a picture or item of some sort) as to conjure up feelings of utter disgust or repulsion. This picture or item can actually cause the victim to smell or feel said item vividly enough to cause the release of vomit from said victim's mouth.

4. An item or depiction of item that is mangled so much that it is difficult to tell what it is.
#1:

Rodion (to Travis): "Here...look at this picture I have here..."

Travis (upon laying his eyes on the vile image displayed on his paper): "OH GOD!!! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT PUTRIFIER?!?!"

Travis shortly empties his stomach all over the putrifier...thus making it even more putrid.

#2:

Zach: "Dude...Ray smells so foul..."

Tyler: "Yeah...what a putrifier."

Ray enters the room; everyone vomits.
putrifier by Argonak April 11, 2008
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purified 

original or unchanged, or made that way
man i love this purified drinking water
purified by dank mem lord November 2, 2017

Purified 

When a vagina is nice and clean and not smelling like fish
Damn daniel that vagina is not purified
Purified by Jiggily titties December 6, 2017

Purified 

When you go up against vigil and he domes you with the bubble daryl bosg shotgun and doc revives you but you get killed by a kapkan trap.
Oh ash just got purified.
Purified by Osnaa May 4, 2018

Kirkland Purified Water 

16.9 fl oz of water that makes you high as balls
Person 1: Hey dude you want some dope Kirkland Purified Water?

Person 2: Yeah bro lemme get a hit of that Kirkland Purified Water.

purified chocolate 

That kid needs some purified Chocolate, he’s unholy
purified chocolate by Fogly September 27, 2017

Purified 

When a black female had sex with a white male
- I purified Tanisha last night

- I'm gonna purify her this week-end
Purified by brandy913 December 17, 2019