puniversity

A UK polytechnic which has recently been defined as a university. Usually offering non-degrees in media studies, criminology, psychology etc
Despite their offical University status nobody takes them, their degrees or their graduates seriously.
Examples include the Universities of Luton, Reading and East London.

Emmy's such a dumb bitch, she keeps going on about her degree and stuff but she went to the Puniversity of East London.

You need an IQ of at least 46 to get into a Puniversity

John was in a coma but still managed to get a place at a Puniversity

puniversity by Iain1977 December 19, 2007

Out punted your coverage

To have a girlfriend/boyfriend/spouse that is far better than you deserve for no apparent reason (i.e. money, fame, power, etc...).

"My wife is awesome. She is really hot, smart and rich!"

"Yeah. You really out punted your coverage when you got married to her."

Out punted your coverage by _The Pathfinder_ August 20, 2011

Penitentiary Chances 

Engaging in a highly risky act (usually illegal) that has the high possibility of landing one in jail or prison.

Bitch please. I'm not smoking weed in public. I don't believe in taking Penitentiary Chances.

Penitentiary Chances by menoenglish April 20, 2017

punitentiary 

An emotional experience describing how incarcerated a person feels when they can’t escape the company of a constant punner.

I’ve been stuck in this punitentiary since the day I married him!

punitentiary by Dr Bunnygirl June 6, 2021

puntended 

pun intended

In light of our experience with blackouts, puntended, we should go buy some candles.

I'd like to kick off this karate club meeting with a item from the chopping block, no puntended.

puntended by schematic23 December 29, 2010

roughing a punter 

The practice wherein a gay male prostitute, usually after having been made to feel physically or otherwise humiliated or taken advantage of by a "John," or client, turns the tables and either verbally or physically abuses said client. It may occasionally apply to financial transactions involving the two.

"That guy who gave me $500 for two hours of sex seemed so sweet, but he ended up trying to beat me up, so I put my martial arts knowledge to good use and beat the crap out of him. Nothin' makes me feel better than roughing a punter."

roughing a punter by acrobat19129 January 20, 2009

penitentiary 

actually it means jail. penitentiary is a big cage, where people are being changed in a good way.

Heeey! I see the penitentiary, one day
And runnin from the police.....

tupac shakur(dear mama)

penitentiary by don_makaveli April 23, 2006