Definitions by schematic23
puntended
In light of our experience with blackouts, puntended, we should go buy some candles.
I'd like to kick off this karate club meeting with a item from the chopping block, no puntended.
I'd like to kick off this karate club meeting with a item from the chopping block, no puntended.
puntended by schematic23 December 29, 2010
Negatorical
-You're crazy for running across that street! Do you want to get killed?!?!
-Of course not, that's a negatorical question.
-Of course not, that's a negatorical question.
Negatorical by Schematic23 September 15, 2010
Malandipity
Noun.
1) A propensity for making unfortunate discoveries while searching for something unrelated.
2) The specific moment when unfortunate timing coincides with irony.
3) A series of events that converge on an unfortunate outcome.
Other form: Malandipitous, adj.
Antonym: Serendipity
1) A propensity for making unfortunate discoveries while searching for something unrelated.
2) The specific moment when unfortunate timing coincides with irony.
3) A series of events that converge on an unfortunate outcome.
Other form: Malandipitous, adj.
Antonym: Serendipity
A man searches all around a parking lot for 20 minutes, and ultimately settles on a space extremely far from the venue. As he walks toward the front entrance, he sees an open parking space right next to the front door. This is a typical case of malandipity.
Malandipity by Schematic23 August 31, 2010