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Pubic Measles 

Contagious disease of the lower pubic regions first discovered in Glenjamin Willybobble
Cause:
Chronic insane anal pounding – with various kitchen utilities (most frequently a whisk inside a blender)
Being from Blackpool and surrounding areas
Bending over in Cemetery Junction Public Toilets with loose morals
Symptoms include:
Irrational and sustained itching of the scrotum and meatus
Constant need for sexual relief – usually resulting in chronic masturbation until pustules burst
Disgusting groinal aroma followed by an inability to follow conversation and stating the obvious and implied
Glen was happy until his crotch fell off - and sniffed that he had pubic measles
Mike was worried and horny and slightly hungry but mostly tired, so he went home
Pubic Measles by Sid Johnson February 5, 2009
Related Words

Pubic Mane

A rare ring of pubic hair that meets in between the head and the shaft of the cock. Closely resembles the mane of a lion. The other variant of the pubic mane resembles that of a horse. This style of the pubic mane runs in a straight line from the base of the dick shaft, up to where it just about meets the cock head.
Look at sal's fucking pubic mane! It looks like a goddamn mane!

Pubilee Dubilee 

The act of smoking pubic hair laced with marijuana. It is generally preferred from an attractive female with good personal hygiene. After the pubes are properly washed, they are freshly cut and can be consumed through a joint or sprinkled in a pipe. A strong hallucinogenic or euphoric high can be achieved depending on the soap or shampoo that is used to treat the pubes.
The high priestess blesseth me with her golden silk pubes, cut with precision and handed down from the heavens I shall smoke thee. *Holds joint to the sun* Thank you Lord for this.. Pubilee dubilee.

pubic apology 

The verbal regret a woman makes for having pubic hair, and for you having discovered it.
Bob- "Lets get these pants down."
Random- "Im so sorry, I dont like to completely shave"
Bob- "No need for a pubic apology, I hate snubble irritation
pubic apology by woodchipper June 23, 2008

Pubic panini

A panini composed entirely of bread and pubes.
Shit! That transgender gorilla lunch-lady got her fuckin’ pubes all over my panini! If I see a pubic panini again, I swear to God!
Pubic panini by Cray Cray J April 2, 2019

pubie salad

To lick a girls vagina who has not shaven her pubic hair.
I went to bang this chick last night but i ended up eating a pubie salad instead.
pubie salad by Davidd Nielsen April 4, 2008