Poodling

Shorthand for 'Poo Doodling'. The artistic creations left behind in the toilet basin after a particularly sticky shit.

Pete has been poodling in the office toilet. His poodle is worthy of a Turner Prize

by Stalyvegas April 22, 2016

Poodling

Googling while having a poo

I was poodling on the toilet

by Wholyman June 21, 2019

Poodling

When you doodle while pooping.

John needed to work on their art so I suggested they start poodling.

by PapaDaPussy April 9, 2015

bung podling

An inexperienced young female / male rimpod, who perfers (or not) engauging in rough anal sex "a pounding" by means of inanimate objects. The use of dildo's; the unsheathed butt cap of a badminton / tennis racket, paddleball grips and splintering wooden flag poles to name a few.

"Glory and sacrifice", shouted the novice bung podling as the Master Reampod did the nasty.

by Tbird December 14, 2008

TV Pooling

A group of people from different households getting together to watch a TV show of their common interest. These groups would typically include working males that 'pool' a TV set to watch a cricket/baseball/rugby/etc. match while their wives are busy watching their soap operas at their homes.

Danny: Hey what time is the soccer coming at?
Leroy: 6:00 on ESPN
Danny: Hell! That's Dinah's Grey's Anatomy time....!
Leroy: Relax! I'll pool my TV in. TV Pooling at my place!!!!
Danny: You're a lifesaver, man. I'll get the beers!

by killerdove October 5, 2011

Fart Pooling

Either when a single person holds in multiple farts and one time, and decides to release. Or when multiple people hold in a fart and release.

"Man, it smells like shit when you fart pool, go one at a time from now on."

"Okay, Seriously guys, who farted? If all of you guys are fart pooling, get the fuck out!"

by XoutcastX February 17, 2010

Poogling

The act of googling whilst pooing

Neil was Poogling the theory of relativity whilst in the bathroom

by Maxdangerpower July 13, 2011