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para-freaked 

Being paranoid and flippin' out about something at the same time. Extreme Parnoia.

Petrifyed.
Tiffany was para-freaked after the stalker showed up...again

golden parachute 

A clause in an executive's employment contract specifying that he/she will receive large benefits in the event that the company is acquired and the executive's employment is terminated. These benefits can take the form of severance pay, a bonus, stock options, or a combination thereof.
Larry Johnston, the biggest douche bag in the world is getting a 120 million dollar golden parachute for destroying Albertsons, one of the largest grocery chains in America.. Fuck him..

Parabatai 

More than friends, more than siblings, more than blood. It is a special bond between two people that can’t be broken. A form of love that lasts forever. Nephilim who protect one another and are stronger together.

Parabatai Oath:

Entreat me do not leave thee

Or to return from following after thee

For wither thou goest, I will go

And where thou lodgest, I will lodge

Thy people shall be my people
And thy God, my God

Where thou diest, I will die

And there I will be buried
The Angel do so to me, and more also
I aught but death part thee and me
Alec and Jace are parabatai.
Parabatai by Tess <3 October 24, 2020

Parabola 

Super strain of Ebola
Highly dangerous
Guy1: I have Parabola

Guy2: Oh shit get away
Parabola by Parabola expert April 20, 2017

Paracausal Power

The inner ability to not accept the outcome as a causality of a deterministic reality & choose to personally have free will.
Fal'el Ierokk: All living organisms have paracausal power & that's because we're alive.

X'ul Mal: Power is power & power is will.

Zaythan: X'ul is right!
Paracausal Power by Star Spire June 17, 2018
The act of cucking someone over long distances, typically through the internet. When a man or woman prefers to give their attention to an individual whom they (usually) have never met over you. This best used in the context of relationships.
John went on a date with Sabrina, during which she couldn't stop talking about her favorite streamer Christopher. John has now been paracuck-ed by Christopher.
paracuck by 77katz77 March 7, 2022