paddington ambush

When having sex w/ Girlfriend, man pulls out right before climax, then proceeds to blow his load on Girlfriends teddy bear.

If she gives does that again, she's getting the Paddington Ambush.

paddington ambush by Johnny Smack January 17, 2005

click padding 

Mouse clicking in order to pad your mouse clicking stats. There are applications that can count your left, middle, and right mouse button clicks.

Brandon was click padding on the same folder for over an hour.

click padding by MelloMan March 28, 2007

track padding 

The first time you rub a girls clitty and you dont know what to do so your flicking your fingers about all over the place like in the track pad on a laptop

Rob : what were you doing last night john?
John: I was track padding your sister

track padding by dominostick January 27, 2015

Lilly padding

When you clog a nice clean toilet with clean toilet paper and then proceed to take a shit on top of the clean toilet paper so it looks like a brown toad sitting on a lillypad

The janitor is gonna be so pissed when he sees I Lilly padded him...I'm the best at Lilly padding

Lilly padding by Bigfree100887 December 3, 2015

paddington's disease 

Paddington's disease is when you become so anxious you turn into a dog.

after finding out the moon was falling thomas got paddington's disease

paddington's disease by TribalWars2 October 24, 2015

Heart paddling

Risky and experimental lovemaking technique particularly used by couples working in the medical profession.
Partner one, mid-intercourse, administers an alternating current from a 300 or greater volt source to the sides of partner two's unexposed heart using paddle' electrodes. All being well, partner two's heart stops and intercourse continues for as long as is dared before partner one uses the paddle electrodes to bring partner two back from the afterlife. For a heart paddling session to be successful both parties must survive.

Doctor 1 - Hey you know that new intern over in radiology? We totally heart paddled last night bro.

Doctor 2 - Did you bring her back ok?

Doctor 1 - Nah she never made it. She’s now interning in the morgue.

Doctor 2 - Sorry brohiem. No way does that count as a real heart paddling.

Heart paddling by lawrencerapier September 26, 2012

padding 

Shots or even scenes which are pointless besides making the film longer.

Titanic has many padded scenes.

padding by Adam January 4, 2004