misfire
the act of taking a female from behind at a rapid pace...so rapid that your penis makes a full exit and inadvertantly, unexpectedly, and uninvitedly enters her balloon knot.
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misfire by King Asshat XVIII of Asshatia September 2, 2005
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misfire
What happens when you zone out and forget to do something or do something a different way, usually because of being high on marijuana . often due to falling into an automated pattern while doing something. ie. Driving to somewhere along the same route you drive to work everyday, but zoning out and just driving to work.
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When someone uses the sit down toilet and totally poops on the floor next to the toilet and the janitor or your mom has to clean it up.
misfire by Harry Balsonya 69 June 7, 2011
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misfire by gititititit April 28, 2015
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When you are busting the fattest of nuts onto your girl/guy or a tissue or whatever and you completely miss, either hitting random objects in the room(forcing you to clean up shit) or even yourself.
Person 1: Uhhh, dude, why is the carpet sticky?
Person 2: Right. I had a misfire while jacking and nutted all over it.
Person 1: What's that on your forehead?
Person 2: I uhhh, I misfired and hit myself.
Person 1: Hahaha, you fucking gave yourself a facial!
Person 2: Right. I had a misfire while jacking and nutted all over it.
Person 1: What's that on your forehead?
Person 2: I uhhh, I misfired and hit myself.
Person 1: Hahaha, you fucking gave yourself a facial!
Misfire by CCCCCCCCCCCCCC when when whe February 3, 2018