3 definitions by CCCCCCCCCCCCCC when when whe
When you are busting the fattest of nuts onto your girl/guy or a tissue or whatever and you completely miss, either hitting random objects in the room(forcing you to clean up shit) or even yourself.
Person 1: Uhhh, dude, why is the carpet sticky?
Person 2: Right. I had a misfire while jacking and nutted all over it.
Person 1: What's that on your forehead?
Person 2: I uhhh, I misfired and hit myself.
Person 1: Hahaha, you fucking gave yourself a facial!
Person 2: Right. I had a misfire while jacking and nutted all over it.
Person 1: What's that on your forehead?
Person 2: I uhhh, I misfired and hit myself.
Person 1: Hahaha, you fucking gave yourself a facial!
by CCCCCCCCCCCCCC when when whe February 4, 2018
A pile of smelly, ugly rubbish that nobody wants or needs that makes everything worse as a result of its mere presence.
Dave: Did you get rid of that pile of trash in the guest bedroom?
Barbara: If you mean Jimmy, then yes.
Dave: Good.
Frank: Dude, Jen broke up with me and called me a pile of garbage!
Jack: Well, she's not wrong.
Barbara: If you mean Jimmy, then yes.
Dave: Good.
Frank: Dude, Jen broke up with me and called me a pile of garbage!
Jack: Well, she's not wrong.
by CCCCCCCCCCCCCC when when whe September 17, 2017
Dave: Did you remove the trash from our guest bedroom?
Barbara: If you mean Jimmy, then yes.
Dave: Good.
Frank: Dude, Jennie called me a pile of trash yesterday.
Jack: Well, she's not wrong.
Barbara: If you mean Jimmy, then yes.
Dave: Good.
Frank: Dude, Jennie called me a pile of trash yesterday.
Jack: Well, she's not wrong.
by CCCCCCCCCCCCCC when when whe September 17, 2017