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Leisure Town 

A virtuosic masterpiece of a photocomic created entirely by the sole efforts of cartoonist Tristan Farnon. Formerly accessible online at www.leisuretown.com, but suddenly and without explanation retired in November of 2003, much to the dismay of many readers. The comic series revolved around the exploits of a menagerie of vaguely anthropomorphic and cheery-looking plastic bendy rabbits, dogs, giraffes, polar bears, lions, cats, pigs, and humans leading horrific lives of hopelessness and despair. The photographed images of the toy animals were seamlessly superimposed over photographs of real locations, creating the image of giant, looming animal-people operating in the human world, establishing a decidedly surreal and creepy aesthetic.

The characters seemed to spend most of their time stealing, beating, murdering, fornicating, shooting pornography, shitting their pants, smoking weed, butt-raping, molesting children, and, most of all, masturbating and committing suicide. The tone was set by long stretches of quiet resentment of everything punctuated by short bursts of sadistically hilarious and impossibly over-the-top bloodshed and violence. Aggressive use of a wide and colorful vocabulary for describing male genitalia also abound.

Leisure Town was one of the most amazingly horrifying and hilarious comics ever created.
We want Leisure Town back!
Leisure Town by anonymous January 2, 2004

Leisure Class 

(n) The privileged wealthy elite who spend their time traveling to far away places and engaging in conspicuous leisure. Wealthy tourists who engage in extreme sports, for example skiing, snow-boarding, rock-climbing, mountain-biking, river-rafting, etc.

A theory first conceived of by economist Thorstein Veblen in 1899 in his treatise The Theory of the Leisure Class, Veblen further details how working class people try to emulate the Leisure Class and idolize them to their own detriment.
Moab, Park City, Aspen and Vail have become infested with leisure class parasites who want to reform small towns into the image of whatever wealthy "progressive" communities they fled from.
Leisure Class by Leisure Class Hero November 30, 2009

Leisure Karting 

Usually pronounced in the pompous fashion, lee-sher, Leisure Karting applies to any of the Mario Kart games on Nintendo systems. Leisure Karting consists of playing the game multiplayer against friends, but not competitively, and never in teams for a tournament.
Yo, I'm not in the mood for a competitive game right now. Can we just go Leisure Karting?
Leisure Karting by bobsnormal August 10, 2008

Leisure Pong 

Type of beer pong where everyone including players are seated in a relaxed manner.
We were feeling pretty lazy, so we started playing leisure pong.
Leisure Pong by BECOME OR YES February 15, 2010

Leisure Specialist

A lay off, reduction in force, a freaky boss who hates you, a company that mismanaged time and money to your financial detriment is no threat -- if this happens to you, you gain a new job title: Leisure Specialist. Some people say that unemployment is bad -- the smart ones channel their energy in ways that are envied by the working stiff. They are never bored. Call me at 2am, I'm up.
I'm not unemployed, I'm a Leisure Specialist.

leisure cunt 

Noun. An affirmative name for someone who is enjoying leisure time.
Independent person who makes having free time a priority.
Person 1: "Yeah I decided: fuck doing my masters in 2017, I'm gonna be a total leisure cunt."
Person 2: "Aw! I want 2 b a leisure cunt!"
leisure cunt by leisurecunt August 3, 2016

Leisure Gangster 

A Leisure Gangster, aka "LG", is NOT to be confused with the Gangster. Nor does the term represent any connection to the mafia, however organized crime is widely accepted in this catagory. The Leisure G is more closely related to the Thug but has unique qualities listed as follows:
1. Their loose/baggy apparel and/or chain(s) are not for show, only comfort and security
2. Their personality is extremely laid back and reserved
3. Any situation life throws at them is handled in a calm, smart, and proactive way
4. They feel no need to impress anybody but themselves, which can also be a potential weakness in some cases.
5. Their ultimate goal in life, as well as on a day-to-day basis, is to achieve a state of complete relaxation. To be stress-free
6. As calm and serene as they are, they are not to be messed with or taken advantage of, for doing so WILL result in the most severe of consequences
7. They have NO regrets
LG's appear to be loners due to the struggles they are facing because they NEVER let their problems become anybody else's business; however this fact may be misleading in that they will often have a wide network of friends expanding into all or most 'groups,' 'cliques,' or 'posses' in any given area. They are like the friendly and lovable teddy bears of the community who will murder you if they are squeezed the wrong way. They are all about quick and simple solutions, and live today like there is no tomorrow.
-I heard that guy had his ex's house robbed and trashed, is he really that much of an asshole?
-She was cheating on him. Despite his ghetto and incriminating appearance, he's actually a pretty nice guy. Look at him now, happy and without a care in the world... thats a true Leisure Gangster.