A lay off, reduction in force, a freaky boss who hates you, a company that mismanaged time and money to your financial detriment is no threat -- if this happens to you, you gain a new job title: Leisure Specialist. Some people say that unemployment is bad -- the smart ones channel their energy in ways that are envied by the working stiff. They are never bored. Call me at 2am, I'm up.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods