Lazared

a term used to describe something that has happened to you that is classified as being snaked or unbro. But i some cases referring to someone that has gotten pissed on.

Dude.1:"Dude, that asshole Lazared me, he got with my prom date and then lied to my face."

Dude.2:"What a snake."

Brah.1:"Dude, you just pissed on me."

Brah.2:"Fuck you, you got with my sister you dick ill piss on you again if i want to!"

Brah.3:"Damn, he just got Lazared.

Lazared by jasper nevets May 11, 2010

Lasered 

A term in Halo 3 similar to verbs like sniped, when some is fragged directly through the Spartan Laser. This is shown in the text commentary as player 1 lasered Player 2. This is known to be one of the more comedic sayings of Halo 3.

Did you see how I lasered both of them them in one charge?!

Lasered by Krunkmister October 19, 2007

Lagered 

Coloquial term for getting lashed in the UK, whereby lager is the beverage of choice. Often carried out by young males as part of night out.

Fancy getting get bloody lagered tonight m8?

Lagered by Mk2 August 24, 2009

latered

Used to describe the extent of drunkenness at any given state.

Dan and I drank so much last night, we were so latered.

Dude you are way to latered to drive.

latered by Bobby Steele April 1, 2007

layered

A mixture of intoxicants in the blood stream.

Boys, its going in all directions tonight. This girl is talking like a Turk and my feet feel like fuzzy felts...I am well and truly layered

layered by Drop September 22, 2003

Lasered Vagina 

A procedure saught after by typically the most respective females of any society both morally and ethically committed to maintaining the hairless vaginal appearance of a 10 year old girl, through a revolutionary procedure that directs laser beams directly to the vagina to mutilate all bothersome hair follicles for eternity.
These brave women risk it all for the right to replace the worry of shaving that pesky pubic hair and increase their free time for more important things, like casually hinting at the fact their vagina is hairless near men at an ears distance for not reason whatsoever.

"yo bob you hear that? Cindy lasered her fckn vagina, big ole fake titties, tough ring, tramp stamp, why doesn't the bitch ask bros for the dick?"

bob "you haven't dicked her down?"

"well ya who hasn't?, might go back for more with this lasered vagina"

Lasered Vagina by Dumb_shit_thots_do January 8, 2020

Lauered

When you push the button underneath your desk to lock the door on a young female and show her your genitals.

You know that new intern we have, I Lauered her this morning and man was she pissed.

Lauered by Chadwinkle September 1, 2018