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well-lanned 

Connected, in-touch, or otherwise blessed with numerous friends, allies, and informants. Well-informed and knowledgeable.
That basher is so well-lanned if a junkie farts in an alley he hears about it...
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Usually pertaining to Counter Strike. A combination of getting "lol'd" at and getting "owned" in one smooth, seamless motion.
Player A - gets pwned with teh 5-7 accross teh map.
Player B - "Lowned"
lowned by t3flon February 10, 2014

in-lawed 

When your in-laws come to stay for a weekend but stay significantly longer.
John: Holy crap dude, you look like you are in misery. Is everything ok?

Jim: I am so in-lawed, my wife's parents came to stay for a weekend 3 weeks ago, and still haven't left. I may never have the crapper to myself again, let alone watch what I want to on my TV. Misery is right.
in-lawed by Stoolie May 30, 2014

Blue Lawed 

To be turned down when trying to purchase alcohol on a Sunday morning because of state laws
On Sunday I got blue lawed, I went to a bar at 11:15, but the bartender wouldn't serve me until noon.
Blue Lawed by Tommy Shakespeare March 11, 2011
1) A person who is usually short and considered to be "gay". They usually want to have power that they normally would not have and people humor them so they do not get offended.

2) King of the ancient civilization of Lorne, husband of the God of nourishment, Monah.
"That guy is such a Lawney, He kissed a guy and thinks people respect him because he is the assistant towel boy."

"In 1254 Lawney lead the people of Lorne into a pit of fire. On accident of course."
Lawney by jordan199311 August 9, 2008
the act of a friend asking you to go out for one drink and you proceed to drink enough alcohol to kill an adult gorilla
boss: oh man, you look terrible what happened to you last night

hung over guy: got laned

boss: ahhh, that explains it
laned by ocimatarf October 11, 2009