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Douche Flute 

Douche flute, also a slang term for a vape, came into existence due to the fact that commonly a vape is used by gay douchebag and the flute is due to the association of the instrumental ability to blow fat clouds.
Me: *casually in my room blowing fat clouds*
Mom: "could you please put your fucking douche flute away you cocksucking douchebag"
Me: yes ma'am I'm sorry mom
Douche Flute by YoFuckDora August 1, 2018
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A wonderful colloquialism for the one and only male sexual organ: The peen.
Hey Ashleigh, how about you come over and play a little tune on the ole' bed flute?
Bed Flute by ThaBigCheesy November 2, 2010

Zebra Flute 

N. A sexual move in which, while performing fellatio, the male or female responsible wraps both hands around the recipient's penis and delivers a powerful indian burn just before their partner reaches orgasm. The corresponding marks left on the penis will seem stripelike in appearance, and the grip of the partner before delivering the indian burn will seem like a flutist playing their instrument of choice. This move is very versatile, as it can be used for revenge by a scorned love or to bring great pleasure to those fond of masochism.
The Zebra Flute has been described as having a love/hate relationship. Also, it may have originally been performed on a zebra.
Zebra Flute by ExperimentKRAJ April 30, 2011

Louisville Flute 

When a flexible man performs fellatio on himself. Typically a man from Louisville, KY that is REALLY into yoga.
His “date” was a bust so he we went home and played the Louisville Flute, apparently he’s quite the flautist.
Louisville Flute by WOMBAT86 April 13, 2019

vibrating flute 

When your having anal sex and your partner farts in your urethra resulting in a “vibrating flute”.

That’s my personal definition.
Hey bro I was banging this girl in the butt and she farted and gave me a vibrating flute
vibrating flute by Negro-Steve April 25, 2019

skin flute 

A skin flute is a very special, but not very unique type of flute commonly referred to as a PENIS. Someone who plays the skin flute sucks a lot of cock
Man, that Thomas kid sure spends a lot of time playing his buddy's skin flute
skin flute by Steven September 26, 2004