fabulitis

Self-inflicted foot discomfort caused by wearing fabulous, but uncomfortable shoes.

Brianne looked amazing in those heels, but by the end of the night fabulitis had set in once again.

fabulitis by rawhouns March 14, 2011

Pre-pull flatulation 

When you do the pull-my-finger joke on someone and the flatulence escapes you prior to the finger pull.

Will committed pre-pull flatulation when he said, "Pull my finger...(frrrrrrt)....oops".

Pre-pull flatulation by TheWads December 27, 2009

Flatulips 

A burp, farting from your mouth (flatulence from your mouth)

*On Plane*
Man: *Loudly Burps*
Woman: Sir, please control your flatulips.
Man: IM TRYING!!!

Flatulips by flatulipsmyguy June 17, 2018

Flatulentist 

Some one that can make music with their musical sphincter, via their flatulent emissions

Jackie could fart along to the national anthem, her talent and flatulentist skills were much in demand at many a party. Though some of the tunes made many attendees gag and her musical arse to be kept away from naked flames.

Flatulentist by Pitman Poet November 12, 2020

Flatulicious 

Any food whose potential to cause embarrassing flatulence is far outweighed by its delicious aroma and flavor.

With 9 kinds of rice, 11 kinds of beans, 5 different vegetables, dozen-spice hardwood-roasted beef, and thai coconut sauce, these leftovers aren't just good -- they're flatulicious!

Flatulicious by IanSean April 4, 2008

flatulatio 

The act of a male passing gas while receiving oral sex from a partner.

Typically a very embarrassing thing which ends "the mood" instantaneously, though some are the inverse and are actually aroused by the act.

Bob: "So how'd it go last night?"

Joe: "It went well, until the flatulatio incident. Guess we shouldn't have gone to Taco Bell for the first date."

Bob: "What'd she do? Freak out?"

Joe: "No, that was the worst part. She asked if I could do it again."

Bob: "Someone who likes flatulatio.. I'm not sure if you should run for the hills or jump on that."

flatulatio by TaciturnBadger July 1, 2011

endocranial flatulation 

Pseudo-scientific euphemism for brain fart. The act of temporarily forgetting what one is doing and/or performing an act which would normally considered to be stupid or sub-par for one's intelligence.

Wow... I can't believe that Al sent that email attachment of everyone's salary to the whole company! Must have been a huge endocranial flatulation.

endocranial flatulation by Dale Hemrick February 11, 2008