fauxfile

A fake profile created solely for the purpose of stalking others on websites such as myspace.com, or friendster.com, etc.

Girl 1: Are you on MySpace?
Girl 2: Not really, but my ex-boyfriend is, so I created a fauxfile so I could see my pictures and read his blogs.

fauxfile by Eilasor September 11, 2005

fauxfillionaire 

one who spends money carelessly, talks big talk about what they have, what they gonna buy, how they got "prada" this and "true religion" that and "Lexus" the other, but upon further inspection of their bank acount, there are more numbers on the right side of the decimal point than the left (i.e. $9.53 in their account)

"John stay talkin about how he bout to get them new Jordan's that's about to come out!"

"Yeah, he really a fauxfillionaire, he ain't copped a new pair of sneakers in two years"

fauxfillionaire by mastertrainer1978 April 24, 2008

fauxfile

A fake profile on Myspace or Facebook.

Arnold's fauxfile said he was Brady, a 14 year old middle-schooler from Fresno. Another had him posing as a 22 year-old sorority girl from Arizona State. He was, in fact, a 52-year-old mail room clerk from Reno.

fauxfile by Spinnerpom September 28, 2008

fauxfu 

Ultra-vegan tofu. It tastes just like tofu but contains none of the estrogonized hormone associated with processed tofu. Made from fermented, barrel-aged repurposed organic material.

Person 1: Ever since I went ultra-vegan and switched to fauxfu, my chakras have been perfectly aligned.

Person 2: Namaste.

fauxfu by kaka3stan October 6, 2017

Fauxfile

The way someone looks from the side of their face which might conceal the ugliness of that person.

"Why don't you date her?"
"Her? That's just her fauxfile, but she's definitely a butterface."

Fauxfile by checkyourpockets90 February 12, 2009

fauxfuck 

Rubbing genitals together to cause sexually stimulation but without vaginal penetration.

Leonard and Laura have decided just to fauxfuck until she goes on the pill.

fauxfuck by Felann November 9, 2012

fauxdult

Think you’re grown, try to act like you’re grown, but couldn’t rely on just yourself if your life depended on it.

My adult child is a fauxdult because he can’t do anything on his own. He might earn a paycheck but has zero budgeting or bill paying experience, so is broke before the weekend is up (when getting a check every Friday).

fauxdult by Bruno41 May 16, 2018