Rubber Duchess 

Undertaking a masturbatory act on oneself, wearing Marigold rubber gloves and your Mother's best pearls or costume jewellery.

Nah, can't stay for another one lads. Got to pop home to let the Rubber Duchess out before Mum gets back from Aunty Karen's.

Rubber Duchess by I am Simon, I am bald. August 5, 2016

Duced-Up

A profound regret and embarrassment caused by the creeping, heavy stench of an un-planned, ill-timed yet unavoidable "number 2" restroom visitation; commonplace in fast-food restaurants, college dormitories and other semi-intimate settings with notoriously poor air circulation.

I don't think I got the job, I bad duced-up at the break. WTF, who puts the shitter that close to the kitchen...? Everyone just scattered...

Duced-Up by YAWA August 11, 2016

douched out 

Any ground-based vehicle (such as a bicycle, motorcycle, car, truck, van, bus, train, etc.) that has crashed or is in the process of crashing.

Drake: See that twisted heap of metal over there?
Josh: Yeah!
Drake: That was a minivan that douched out a few days ago.

douched out by Telephony December 6, 2011

Charlatan Duchess 

She is a middle aged woman trying to live out her childhood fantasies of being a princess by manipulating a stupid British prince into marrying her by pretending to be pregnant. She is not liked by the British people and spends a lot of taxpayer dollars trying to get them to like her. She also spends a lot of time obsessing about her image on social media and spreading gossip about Kate Middleton.

Meghan Markle is a Charlatan duchess.

Charlatan Duchess by Royalty rocks May 1, 2019

ducked off

To be on the low, never around, always gone; incognito. Originated in South Florida.

Dang nigga, u never come to school anymore! Why u be so ducked off?

ducked off by LDT88_07 March 25, 2007

duchess slant 

The most uncomfortable sitting position known to man. Female members of the British Royal Family, such as Princess Diana or Kate Middleton, tend to use to protect their modesty, while the male members are allowed to sit anyway they choose. It involves sitting with the knees and ankles tightly bound and slanted to one side. Not as preferable to the Cambridge cross, which involves crossing your ankles. One can only wonder how Kate Middleton keeps up that smile in public.

Bob: We’re going to a party today, sweetie. You should use the duchess slant when you sit.

Kate: I’d rather die.

duchess slant by Abba Palindrome June 15, 2018

donald ducked 

English rhyming slang for "fucked"

"If we can't somehow catch up on these overdue mortgage payments we'll be(Donald Ducked)."

"He's(Donald Ducked)......his girlfriend's sister has just seen him kissing that chick at the Pub."

donald ducked by scurvyseapup February 19, 2009