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Donkey Dicknutz

The fabled burro of coffee picking legend Juan Valdez, used extensively by Columbian coffee producers for promotional purposes, often resulting in the pack animal's untimely demise. In Menudo-like fashion, a successor ass is always being groomed, in case the need arises to take over the exhaustive workload of supplying coffee to the world on your back.
Juan Valdez at the 2002 NAFTA Summit: "The United Estates should to loving Donkey Dicknutz... America runs on a'heen."
Donkey Dicknutz by ChirpHerder March 22, 2008

dicknotized 

A woman is so infatuated with a man and the way he sexes her she can become dicknotized, hypnotized by the dick.
Steve told his dog Richard, "Yo man, I got her dicknotized. Seriously, she's calling morning noon and night on a wet nut check."
dicknotized by filmzillz November 22, 2009

Dicknuts. 

(noun) An aggravating person, usually after they have done something annoying

(adj.) Used to describe something bad or annoying
(noun) Oh my god, you are such a dicknuts.

(adj.) That burger was so dicknuts. let's get something else.
Dicknuts. by Cletus Le Fetus June 28, 2018

Dicknotized 

When a person gets hypnotized from really good dick and will do anything the bearer of the dick orders.
Due mainly to the delivery of great dick she expirienced a temporary daze and love like emotions, she was Dicknotized
Dicknotized by sundamaged May 9, 2017
a dick which has a butt and in his butt there is a little dick . no one know that little dick has another dick in his butt or not
dude #1: i think i saw a dickbutt .
dude #2: nah man there isn't such a thing that just a fictional creature
dickbutt by faggot-lover July 28, 2017

dicknotized 

When a female's new sex partner is so good in bed, she overlooks all of his other, very signifigant, shortcomings.
Dana told me Dwight used her car to take another woman to the movies and she's still seeing him. What? He must have that girl dicknotized.