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Cheap Dickinsons Disease

A disease that infects both men and women, but is more common in 18-30 year old males. The symptoms include, not answering phone calls, disapearing for months at a time, loss of testosterone (or estrogen), crying while masturbating, no longer partying, and the loss of the ability to maintain arousal. The only known cure is to mercilessly ridicule the infected individual about loss of balls.
"Have you seen Brandon lately?"

"No, ever since he got married he's been suffering from a severe case of Cheap Dickinsons Disease
ONe without having a male sex organ or one that lacks courage.
Cletus is DICKLESS because he doesn't want to step up to that hottie.
dickless by fun-o-bunz August 13, 2003

Nickiness 

When someone is being obnoxious/rude
Oh it’s just a bit of nickiness .
Nickiness by Phob.xo July 24, 2018

richard dickinson 

a 40 year old guy who uses many nicknames such as "The Big Money Man" and "The Greasemastrr" who is a big fan of children.... too much of a fan of children
Man, that Richard DIckinson guy is a real creep. He keeps touching kids and it's weird.

Bruce Dickinson 

Greatest voice in Heavy Metal. He began his career singing for Samson under the name Bruce Bruce before joining up with Iron Maiden shortly after the departure of Paul Di'Anno. Began his career with a bang after recording the popular album "The Number of the Beast" which showcased his amazing vocal talents- especially in the song "Hallowed Be Thy Name."

Bruce departed from the band pending a solo career after the release of Fear of the Dark. His first album, Tatooed Millionare didn't recieve much acclaim, but when he partnered with Roy Z and made the album Balls to Picasso. Bruce's albums occasionally featured the guitarists of Maiden including Janick Gers and Adrian Smith. Among the most popular of his solo albums are Balls to Picasso, Accident of Birth, The Chemical Wedding(a pseudo-concept album using many of the works of William Blake, and the recent Tyranny of Souls.

In 2000 Bruce returned to Maiden and recorded Brave New World, and later Dance of Death. Bruce hosts a BBC radio show and flys Boeing charter jets for British Airways. He commonly sports the slogan "If it ain't a boeing, I ain't going!" and hosted a special for Discovery Channel UK.

In his off-time Bruce also wrote two books, The Adventures of Lord Iffy Boatrace and The Missionary Position.
Bruce Dickinson by Otm July 20, 2008

bruce dickinson 

Greatest metal singer of all time. He fucking owns you.
Holy fuck, when Bruce sang Hallowed Be Thy Name i got fucking owned.
bruce dickinson by Metal Messiah February 5, 2005