Dick Tits

*guy stubs his toe.* ¨Damn it, fucking Dick Tits!¨

Dick Tits by jakfrost January 11, 2017

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dick tits

A term used to describe the aesthetics of the male testicles.

Danielle~ "My dick tits are bigger than yours. "

Bret ~ "Quit calling my balls dick tits! "

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Slang for testicles cause "balls" and "nuts" are so '90s.

Honey, my hands are full and I've got a terrible itch, be a dear and scratch my dick-tits for me?

Dick-Tits by Zackok July 10, 2016

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A pair of breasts which have an immense amount of veins which are quite visible, resembling a penis.

Look at grace wow how gross she has dick tits! but be nice to her shell give you a handjob!

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elongated phallic shaped nipples that sway to and fro!

Just as I took her shirt off, OH MY GOD... SHE'S GOT DICK-TITS! {Abrupt projectile vomit}

Dick-Tits by jib9119 August 20, 2013

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OWww!. She kicked me square in the nippless dick tits

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the doctor will see you now regarding your nippleless dick tits, sir

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