ludicrous tomfoolery or delectable sweets? 

This is what British mfs named "Sir Bumble Nockntooten IV" expect you to say on Halloween rather than, "Trick or treat?"

The story of Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV's expectation for children to say "ludicrous tomfoolery or delectable sweets?"

Me: *Knocks on Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV's door*
Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV: *Opens door*
Me: "Trick or treat?!"
Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV: *Closes door in anger and pure frustration and starts to cry*

ludicrous tomfoolery or delectable sweets? by Minecraft Muffin November 3, 2020

Small delectable victories 

When you do something that is relatively useless but seems like a victory at the time, and you relish in its glory until you realise its lack of worth. In most instances, they are followed by the phrase "wait a minute... that didn't accomplish anything."

Billy and bobby were fighting. Bobby won the logic fight, but this small dilectable victory immediately vanished when bobby handed him a shifty shenk with a plastic missle.

Small delectable victories by Donovan May 13, 2005

bespectacled delectable 

An attractive female wearing glasses to correct an optical impairment.

Wow, did you see that bespectacled delectable? I'm smitten...

bespectacled delectable by barneyman November 27, 2010

My Fat Ugly Gross Disgusting Despicable Delectable Suckulent Fuckulent juicy tender balls that smoother cares your check as the hairs do a little tickle you fuck 

Juicy-er than fried chicken

Hey how about I tell you about My Fat Ugly Gross Disgusting Despicable Delectable Suckulent Fuckulent juicy tender balls that smoother cares your check as the hairs do a little tickle you fuck

My Fat Ugly Gross Disgusting Despicable Delectable Suckulent Fuckulent juicy tender balls that smoother cares your check as the hairs do a little tickle you fuck by PandaJizz42 November 3, 2023

Delicktable 

So delicious and delectable that you want to lick up every last drop. Of whatever it is.

That frozen white and dark chocolate terrine with hazelnut praline that I just scarfed down was delicktable!

Delicktable by The Marnster November 15, 2009

Detestable 

A dumb 'tard, whomst of which is easy to hate/very unlikable.

You're actually so detestable, mate.

Detestable by NingHu February 23, 2019

deluctable 

one: very delicious in any way shape or form.
two: can be used to show interest or value in something.

one: that dick was deluctable.
two: dude, did you see that deluctable dildo??

deluctable by totallynotkinslea April 6, 2021