beef curtainitis 

general swelling or inflammation of the labia or "beef curtains" as the kids are calling them these days.
beef curtainitis can be caused by various factors such as:
1. fucking too hard or too frequently
2. allergic reaction
3. getting punted in the poon
etc.

paris hilton probably has terminal beef curtainitis as a result of being constantly stuffed on by numerous, random wieners.

beef curtainitis by vulvahammer July 9, 2010

cuntegitis

Someone who suffers from being a cunt

Nick has a serious case of cuntegitis. cunt

cuntegitis by Afrikaaner12 February 16, 2017

Cuntitis 

A bitch that you can't fucking stand.

She acts like a real cunt around you and has this incurable disease called Cuntitis.

That bitch has Cuntitis.

"Ain't nobody got time for dat"

Cuntitis by Cuz Bitches Love That Shit June 10, 2013

Cuntilitus 

Where a cunt joins your team at work and their cuntish attitude and work ethic slowly spreads throughout a team.

"There's been and out break of cuntilitus on my team since that useless cunt joined"

Cuntilitus by Commander Harry September 12, 2016

cuminitis 

An eye irritation caused by the presence of semen in one’s eye. Usually comes with redness, pain, and swelling on the eyelid.

“He came on my face last night, now I have cuminitis...”

“That sucks. Here, put this eye drop on this.”

cuminitis by TheFarEast February 2, 2021

Cuntajitis 

When you perform oral sex on a female and get gingivitis.

Dude I went down on her, and got cuntajitis

Cuntajitis by KUNTAJIS J March 29, 2016

Cumticitis 

A Cumticitis is referring someone as a little cum monster or Cumticitis is remains of cum in a sock

You Cumticitis

Cumticitis by Diane GFL Becker September 14, 2023