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Churching for Gold

The act of removing money from the church offering plate when it is passed around.
Out of desperation, Joe went churching for gold to pay his bills.

home churching

Sleeping in on sunday morning when all the good baptists go to services
Dude, Monica was bitching because you didn't go to church yesterday.

Had a rough night Saturday. Decided to do the home churching thing.
home churching by St. Gregory October 26, 2013

Churchill Face 

When a woman is so homely and unattractive looking she appears to have a face like Winston Churchill.
Dude #1 Hey man how much to bang that girl.
Dude#2 Who?
Dude#1 The one with Churchill Face.
Dude#2 I wouldn't fuck that with your dick!!!
Churchill Face by will bitten September 14, 2017

Muck Chucking 

The act of Jizzing in your hand then throwing it in someone faces
Dave: Our lass loves a bit of Muck Chucking
Muck Chucking by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

Talk to Winston Churchill 

To go to the restroom (esp. the toilet)
"Can we please stop at the next pull-in? I have to talk to Winston Churchill."

Chucking a Corey 

Chucking a Corey occurs when an individual condemns an act that they initially encouraged with the intention of destructive comedic pursuit. This phenomenon is also thought to be self-sustaining as it can only be ceased after the condemner has brutally abused an individual beyond the point of psychological moronism. Problems can often arise if the mentality becomes osmotic within the mob mentality and several Corey’s are spawned within the same tribal group.
Although still unknown, masculinity (and its inherent lack of), is thought to be the biggest cause of Chucking a Corey.
Corey: (at party) You're so weak, you're not even drinking, you never drink!!

Other person: Yeh you're right! *gets a beer*

Corey: Dude why are you always drinking for? You don't need to drink to have fun...(chucking a corey)