Chesapeake Walrus 

1. Usually indegineous to the Chesapeake Bay area, a very large, lazy, grotesque male that shows an unusual resemblance to a walrus. This person usually has dunlap disease, and has a handle bar mustache that gives the resemblence of a "walrus stash". Also enjoys eating cheese and drinking 10oz Bud Light.
2. One who is abnormally obese, enjoys eating large amounts of cheddar cheese, and also enjoys gossip so much, that he/she could partake in an episode of "The View". Also, one who thinks their "shit don't stink".

Walter, The Chesapeake Walrus, can't help but get all drunk and billigerent and gossip about people on the weekends. Fat piece of shit.

Crikey! Check out the enormous jowels on that Chesapeake Walrus!

Chesapeake Walrus by The Nuthouse Gang October 9, 2006

Chesapeake High School

Located in Pasadena, Maryland (Better known as the Dena ) CHS is home to the Cougars.

95% of CHS is white. The other 5% is basically all black.

(Whites, Female/ Males) Well, they're either rednecks, potheads, jocks, players, scene, "badasses", whores, racist, those kids who don't give a shit what people think (Usually really cool and can hold a conversation about more than their bra size(girls) or whos ass they kicked yesturday(guys)) those kids that that are picked on (but one day will be reponsible for our paychecks) or those "cool kids" that everyone secretly hates.

(Blacks, Female/ Male) Of the blacks seen in the halls, they're decent people. The rest of the black kids are in I-5.

At the beginning of school with the amount of free time they have, you either hang around outside in groups, or walk around the halls. When class starts, it's either a really fun class, or the most dreadful hour and a half of your day. It all depends on what teachers you have, or what subject it is. You either have a teacher who's class you sleep through, a teacher whos the best you'll ever have, a teacher who the kids walk all over, or a teacher who's pretty fair. Then, lunches are pretty much an alternative for the recess we don't have. At the end of the day, you can walk home or go to your bus.

And about the school itself, it's pretty decent I guess. I mean, other than the fact that you're either roasting, or frozen in a class room is a downer, it's okay.

Chesapeake High School

Chesapeake High School by CHS12 January 3, 2011

Chesapeake Creampie 

When you blow your load in a chic and as it oozes out, you catch it in your hand, sprinkle some old bay on top and make her taste it.

Hey Eric, what’s a good way I can show this Russian chic around Maryland when she gets here?

Fuck showing her shit, just give her a Chesapeake Creampie!

Chesapeake Creampie by CervixPounder5000 December 20, 2018

Chesapeake Firecracker 

When you are receiving fellatio from a female, and she does a little blowfish with her cheeks, you then smash her cheeks together with both hands simultaneously, expelling the air rapidly.

If seminal fluid makes it way back out of the oral cavity onto the lower abdomen, that would be referred to as the Chesapeake Firecracker w/old bay.

- "Why is your lip bleeding?"
- " Chesapeake firecracker..."

- "What's all over your stomach?"
- " Old Bay..."

Chesapeake Firecracker by Champion Sports Bar August 24, 2012

Chesapeake High School

(Essex, Maryland)
A school in which 30 percent of the school is white 60 percent is black and 10 percent is pretty much the result of when many races accumulate sperm in one giant pile, because I can't tell what the fuck some of these kids are.
But from the 30 percent whites, 20 percent are faggy rednecks. 5 percent are racially confused. and 5 percent are actually chill.
Of the 60 percent black, 59 percent are normal baltimore kids. 1 percent are just awkard fucks.
This school is filled with lowered standards, and teachers that smoke more pot than most of the students. While the administration are all stuck up and strict beyond belief.
Oddly, there are no cliques and the hallways are overly crowded.

(White Kids)
Also, there is a very scare supply of good looking girls.
The majority of them are FUCKING UGLY SLUTS.
And, a good portion have herpies so no one tries to fuck with them except the redneck perverts (who don't have sisters.)

(Black Kids)
They keep to themselves but are usually always chill. Although if you make the mistake of adding them on facebook, good luck figuring out what they are saying.
While many sensitive white kids will get offended by this, I prefer the black kids over the whites at this school, because they aren't as stuck up, whorish, fake, posers, wanna bes, and bluffs. Black kids keep it real at this school. (And 5% of the whites too. And that isn't the Racial Confused 5 percent.)

Guy One: "I go to Chesapeake High School."
Guy Two: "Oh, so you want to be black?"
Guy One(Natural Chesapeake Instincts Have Kicked In) : "0H s0 yh trna pack uhr suhmthin?! ihl ht a bch!"

Chesapeake High School by Bayhawks October 23, 2010

Chesapeake Steampot 

1. Carefully removing a freshly soiled adult diaper and inhaling it's contents deeply.

2. Menu item from Joe's Crab Shack that includes a pound of Rock crabs, one pound of clams, six shrimp, sausage, corn and potatoes. Flavored all the way with Old Bay Seasoning.

I went to Joe's Crab Shack and ordered a Chesapeake Steampot and it smelled like a Chesapeake Steampot.

Chesapeake Steampot by Entrepredude November 21, 2011

Chesapeake Leaker 

When a man has intercourse with a female in the anus so hard she pees herself.

Last night I gave this chick a Chesapeake Leaker, she peed all over her sheets.

Chesapeake Leaker by WordsAndShit September 10, 2009