Bonerizing 

Something that is so awesome, it can make you hard without physical contact.

That cake was so bonerizing i had to tighten my belt a notch to hide my hard on.

Dude, I got a quadruple kill in call of duty last night with a RPG and it was so bonerizing

Bonerizing by Julesfools February 25, 2010

Bonitis 

A disease in which the muscles contract and bones twist in every which way. This disease is exemplified clearly in the cartoon show Futurama in the episode name "The 80's Guy".

I couldn't find the video as an example, but I will quote the guy.

80's guy- "Fry, I'm an 80's guy. Friendship to me means that for 2 bucks I'll beat you with a pool cue till you got detached retinas. The deal will go ahead as ~CRACK~ ~CRACKLE~ UGH!!!! CRUNCH CRACK (and so on). MY BONES! (everyone gasps)"

Fry- "OMG, HIS BONITIS!"

80's guy- "I was so busy being an 80's guy that I forgot to cure it. CRRRRACKLE! My only regret..... is that I have... bonitis. (final crackling to death dies)"

Bonitis by KageNoShibou January 9, 2008

benderitis 

1. When you catch a case of the bends (being a bender*,hockey type).
3. You can't skate, shoot, or pass; you virtually are playing at the worse possible level.
2. It is very hard to get rid of it and the only file on record is from one, Bryan Lowe. And he states that the only way to get rid of the bends is to jerk off a lot and don't play hockey for two weeks.

-You don't want to catch benderitis, a few players of the Midwest tornados had it and never got rid of it.
-Benderitis will get you benched and if you catch it long enough possibly kicked off the team.
- I have caught benderitis and I couldn't shoot or skate, very bad situation but thankfully I only had it for one game.

benderitis by Alex Digirolamo December 12, 2007

benefitisis 

an obsessive-compulsive type condition with the same symptoms as hypochondria expect purely for the reasons of wanting to claim benefits rather than contributing to society

"Jamies mum's been unemployed for two years and now she's had leukaemia, auto-immune disorder and lyme disease in the space of a month, he's totally freaked out"

"Don't worry she's just got benefitisis"

benefitisis by whatastate March 20, 2013

Bonerito 

A sexual act where your penis is wrapped into a corn or flour tortilla and inserted into your partners accepting mouth. (Optional condiments include Truffle Butter and or ketchup.)

A bonerito is when your partner is in the mood for Mexican food and you just want to get off.

Bonerito by Bonerito March 29, 2015

bongitis

to smoke weed so often that you may as well be diagnosed with an actual condition.

ted: hey doof, how did finals go?
doof: not sure man, i caught bongitis and haven't put down morrowind: elder scrolls in 23 days now.

bongitis by tedd January 2, 2008

Boneristic 

The word that explains a girl that you see and immediatly get hard.

Damn! that French girl is hot!
Yah dude she's boneristic!

Boneristic by Ctothepatel November 4, 2009