Blackie Lawless 

Lead singer of the band W.A.S.P. Known for his wild stage antics and derrogatory lyrics. Also has one of the most EROTIC voices on the face of the planet.

"I'll do whatever I want to, to ya. I'll nail your ass to the sheets. A pelvic thrust and the sweat starts to sting ya, I F*CK LIKE A BEAST!!" ~~Blackie Lawless, "Animal"

Blackie Lawless by Xx_thedarkenedheart_xX September 2, 2008

Blackie Chan'd 

When you're just so fucking blackout drunk. Darker than dark, but so dark it's bright. The best ever.

Keefer: yo we gettin blackie chan'd tonight?
Braith: u bet ur scum ass we are

Blackie Chan'd by Big Chunder March 18, 2021

Blackie Sauce 

Ten shades darker than soy sauce . When sang aloud said singer receives a 1000 euro prize from unknown Chinese Blackie Sauce promoters . Can also be pronouced Bluckie Sauce which is more representative of a magical stew eaten by the entire cast of Glenroe inbetween scenes .

Biddy pass us the Blackie Sauce . Jaysus Miley it's so black it's almost luminous black . We love the Blackie Sauce . 1000 euro falls from the sky .............

Blackie Sauce by jimmysomerville180 September 8, 2010

Blackish 

A characteristic of not being a stereotyped urban black person. An urban black person with non-urban characteristics.

Cassandre is an African American from the inner city. Everyone says she is blackish because she likes country music.

Blackish by Urban Updater July 18, 2006

Sirius Blackness 

The deep, dark depression one sinks into upon finishing the fifth Harry Potter book. The mood is characterized by a feeling of intense loss, loneliness, and hopelessness. Essentially, there is a deep black chasm somewhere near the heart.

Concerned Friend: What's wrong with Ted? Has he been crying?!
Wise Friend: He's fell into Sirius Blackness. I'll give him some chocolate.

Sirius Blackness by yumfudge July 26, 2011

Unnecessary Blackness 

a Football penalty becoming more common by the day.

Jaron toasts Corey on a corner route

Corey: Dude, no touchdown. Penalty on that play.

Jaron: what the hell! For what?

Corey: Unnecessary Blackness, 15 yards.

Unnecessary Blackness by Dajaleymon Kiwi January 1, 2009

Blackinese 

half black .. half chinese

Blackinese by lee July 20, 2003