Jack in the boxing 

To masterbate at work in a cubical or perimeter guard kiosk.

The officer was caught jack in the boxing in his guard kiosk.

Jack in the boxing by Got caught January 16, 2014

Well-being 

Well-being is a noun which means the state of being comfortable, healthy, or happy. It is used to refer to the physical, psychological, spiritual, social and economic state of an individual or group. It constitutes a measure of the quality of life with high levels giving a positive experience while low levels give rise to dissatisfaction possibly leading to depression or anti-social acts.

Malcolm has an adverse effect on the well-being of his co-workers.

Well-being by AKACroatalin August 22, 2016

It's Not Easy Being Greene 

Marjorie Taylor's lament and no doubt her future campaign theme song, in what's sure to be a groundbreaking presidential bid.

To anyone who thought she effortlessly nailed the Gazpacho Police stalking the halls of congress, compared mask mandates to the Holocaust, or informed the citizenry of the United States that America was officially a Christian Nationalist country, Marjorie, capitalizing on her uncanny resemblance to Miss Piggy, lured Kermit into harmonizing with her as they sang "It's not easy being Greene".

It's Not Easy Being Greene by Monkey's Dad July 29, 2022

Being english about it 

You don’t do people any favours, go above and beyond or do anything above your pay grade. If it does not benefit you directly you don’t want to know.

I asked Bill to help me but he was ignoring me and being english about it. He didn’t wanna know because the task is not in his job description.

Being english about it by McVin July 23, 2021

go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being 

The longest way to say go commit die

Trump: The longest way to say go commit die is now officially go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being
Robloxians: yeetus

go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being by lightbulb5x March 2, 2019

Being joe 

A slang term derived from Philly when somebody is acting too familiar with somebody they don't even really know.

Girls who just meet a cute guy, act joe every time they mention each other.

"You're being joe as shit! You don't even know the bul!"

Being joe by BobbyJekai May 9, 2014

Being an Erik

Having multiple jobs and coming to one of those jobs in the state of a hangover.

One of my employees in the office was being an Erik today.

Being an Erik by BrugAddict July 23, 2016